The conversation every cat owner has had. Dan nailed it.
Dan: Why do you just sit around all day ?
Cosmo: Wha ?
Dan: You’re just a lazy old cat , Cosmo girl .
Cosmo : That’s life .
Dan: That’s it ? That’s all you want to share .
Cosmo: We could talk about the weather . Way too hot .
Dan: And you’re wearing that black fur coat all day long .
Cosmo: Tell me about it !
Dan: I heard that you caught a mouse and ate it .
Cosmo: How’d you know ?
Dan: A little bird told me . Anyway , I was glad to hear it . That’s one of the things cats are supposed to do .
Cosmo: The woman you had watching the house wouldn’t do anything about that annoying little rodent making itself at home , chewing on the fruit , and scurrying around the place , back and forth , back…
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