a conversation with the cat

The conversation every cat owner has had. Dan nailed it.


Dan: Why do you just sit around all day ?

Cosmo:  Wha ?

Dan: You’re just a lazy old cat , Cosmo girl .

Cosmo : That’s life .

Dan: That’s it ? That’s all you want to share .

Cosmo: We could talk about the weather . Way too hot .

Dan: And you’re wearing that black fur coat all day long .

Cosmo: Tell me about it !

Dan: I heard that you caught a mouse and ate it .

Cosmo: How’d you know ?

Dan: A little bird told me . Anyway , I was glad to hear it . That’s one of the things cats are supposed to do .

Cosmo: The woman you had watching the house wouldn’t do anything about that annoying little rodent making itself at home , chewing on the fruit , and scurrying around the place , back and forth , back…

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