It’s Saturday, we’re at the bar, wrestling with Linda G. Hill’s fun Stream of Consciousness Saturday prompt. I have to admit that, although this was written in SoC fashion, there was thought and there has been editing. Still, the prompt is:
“Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is ‘dough/d’oh.’ Use one, use both, use ’em any way you like. Enjoy!”
If we were having a beer, you’d have some unanswered questions.
“Ah, there you are.”
“You say that as if you didn’t expect to see me here.”
“Well, I didn’t see your car in the lot, and you never updated that story. I thought maybe you were still under the bridge in Hartford.”
“Ha ha, no. Sit down and join us for a beer.”
“Us?”
“This is my daughter, Faith.”
“D’oh, it’s nice to see you again. Faith.”
“It’s nice to see you again, too. I was on my way out the first time we met, I don’t think I caught your name.”
“I’m sorry, I should have introduced you guys. Faith, this is David.”
“Do you prefer David, or Dave?”
“David!”
“OK, then.”
“And I’m Cheryl, your bartender.”
“Hi Cheryl. I recognize you, and if he’s buying, I’m having bourbon.”
“I thought as much – David – here you go, one bourbon, one seltzer one ice.”
“Thanks.”
“Wow, that would make a horrible blues song.”
“Ha ha – that’s a good observation, Faith, but it is what he drinks.”
“OK, enough about me, my name, my bourbon. What the ffff… (sorry Faith, Cheryl) heck happened to your car, Dan?”
“The crank-sensor failed.”
“Your car has a crank? I thought those went out with the Model-T.”
“Crank – shaft – sensor.”
“You have to wonder why cars have all these sensors?”
“The sensor monitors the position of the crankshaft. The car’s computer uses that data to figure out a bunch of stuff, including how much fuel to pump.”
“Faith, has your dad always done this?”
“Answer rhetorical questions? Yes, yes he has.”
“You have my sympathies.”
“It’s not so bad, some of the answers are interesting.”
“I suppose. So, Mr. Wizard, is that what happened, the computer shut off the fuel? That would serve you right, as an IT guy.”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don’t use the ‘shut-off’ term until later in the day.”
“We’re not shutting anyone off Cheryl.”
“You’re also not ordering very much, Dan.”
“Sorry. I’ll have another Corona.”
“How about you, Faith, another Meat and Potatoes Stout?”
“No thanks, I’m good.”
“That’s a weird beer for a vegetarian.”
“It’s not made from meat and potatoes, Dad.”
“I know, but still.”
“So, Faith, besides that delightful looking stout, what brings you here today?”
“My mom wasn’t too keen on the idea of dad driving, so I offered to come over and take him out for a beer.”
“What’s up with you, that your wife doesn’t want you driving?”
“I’ve had some issues with my hearing.”
“Another encounter with a hammer-drill?”
“No. This time it was a fire alarm.”
“At work?”
“No, in my hotel room up in Boston.”
“Yikes! Those things can be loud.”
“This one was really loud. I was in bed, and since I didn’t know if I’d be allowed back in, I had to get dressed and gather up all my stuff.”
“Did you lose your hearing again?”
“No, but I have this intense ringing in my ears, and I’ve been having periods of lightheadedness.”
“More than normal?”
“Yes…more than normal.”
“Here’s your beer, her lime and a frosted glass. Did you see a doctor, Dan?”
“I did, Cheryl. She called it ‘noise induced trauma’ and it should fade in about a week.”
“Well, that sounds like good news.”
“I am optimistic.”
“There’s a surprise. Faith, has he always been optimistic?”
“Yes, David, to a fault.”
“I think I should be buying your beers today.”
“It’s OK. I tend to be an optimist, too.”
“And, you’re a vegetarian. I guess that rules out us ordering wings.”
“We have fried mushrooms as an appetizer special today.”
“Ooh, Cheryl, those sound good.”
“They are, but one order won’t cover this crew. I’d recommend one order per.”
“Dan’s paying, an order each sounds good to me.”
“Ha! I’ll get them right in. Don’t worry, Dan, they’re breaded, but not a lot of dough.”
“Ha ha. Oh, that’s bad, Cheryl.”
“While we’re spending Dan’s money, I seem to be nearing the bottom of this glass.”
“I’ll get the shrooms in and be back with another round.”
“Thanks. Now, Faith, I have one more question.”
“About my Dad?”
“No, about your taste in music. Can I assume from your earlier observation that you’re a fan of George Thorogood?”
“He’s OK, but I was thinking of John Lee Hooker’s version.”
“Good choice, but he was way before your time.”
“I let her watch The Blues Brothers at a very early age.”
“Seriously, Dan? The Blues Brothers?”
“He did. I still love that movie.”
“Cheers, or should I say, boom, boom, boom, boom.”
“Either works for me.”
Note: The hearing issue occurred two weeks ago. The ringing in my ears has lessened and the episodes of lightheadedness have largely waned. Also, some you may have lost your connection to Cheryl’s blog (I did), so here’s a link to the post you might have missed.
Those pancakes look 😋 yumm!
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That place makes the best pancakes 🙂
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I’m a pancakeaholic!!!
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Uh oh…
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Totally!
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I don’t think I have ever had friend mushrooms in dough. That’s interesting. Good post, Dan.
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Thanks Roberta. The mushrooms were breaded and fried, or perhaps battered and fried. I didn’t get a picture, because I didn’t think I’d write about them, but they were perfect. I guess there’s a lesson in there.
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It’s been quite a while since I’ve had a stack of pancakes like that!! You have quite the good-looking family, Dan. I’m glad you had Faith listen to some of the oldies, it gives a broader range of music appreciation. so… Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom to you too!!
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Thanks GP. Faith has introduced me to various “modern” artists, too. It is nice listening to a broad range of music. Those pancakes are so good. Of course, I rich I had some today. I have cereal in my future 🙁
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You and me both, I’m afraid.
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Special K vs. a short stack with butter – no comparison :(
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hahaha
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One bourbon, one seltzer one ice.
I think I’ll have two for the price.
If Cheryl is pouring
And Dan is not snoring
Then these words I think will suffice.
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Ha ha ha – that is so cool, Pam!
Cheryl is pouring. Dan is not snoring (but maybe wishes he still were) and the drinks are on us.
Thanks!
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Pam, you amaze me. How you come up with these awesome ditties on the spur of the moment blows my mind. Very clever! 😜😜
🐾Ginger 🐾
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Thanks Ginger! Words are my sandbox and I do love to play.
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I’m glad you like to come here and play :)
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You can never go wrong with John Lee Hooker. Happy weekend! Hope it finds you rolling in the dough.
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Thanks Ally. He does make the blues seem easy. I hope your weekend is a good one, too. I don’t know about the bourbon and the scotch, but one beer will likely happen (maybe twice).
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Hahahah! Today’s conversation in the bar was even more enjoyable with Faith’s presence. Never saw such huge pancakes….and I’m shoveling in Cheerios. What’s wrong with this picture?
Glad your car trouble is behind you. That had to have been a heart-stopping moment.
Hope your hearing is up to par very soon and the lightheadedness disappears pronto. Both conditions must be more than a little annoying. Kudos to the Editor for insisting you don’t drive. Good call. Why take the chance? After all, you do have a history of being accident prone and having some weird things happen to you Dan. 😜
Love those reflection shots, especially the “technicolor” one. Poor MiMi….no rest for the weary. And everyone’s favorite redhead seems to be quite comfortable with her squirrel friends coming closer and closer to her cot. Good girl Maddie! That contrail is the biggest one I’ve ever seen. The shot where it’s dissecting the sun is neat!
Have a great weekend.
🐾Ginger 🐾
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Thanks Ginger. Those pancakes were Wednesday’s breakfast. Today, it’s Special K 🙁
It’s always good when Faith can join me for a beer. The Editor wasn’t keen on me having beer, but… I think/hope this is all heading in the right direction.
Maddie and I have been for a walk. Sitting might happen later. I have s few chores and some research for next Saturday’s post in between.
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Glad you’re feeling better. Ringing in the ears with lightheadedness is NOT a good mix. Glad Faith was able to drive you. Hope you have a great Saturday! PS – I loved the Blues Brothers too.
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Thanks Shelley. When I saw “so it had that going for it” in your post, I was wondering if you’re also a fan of Caddyshack. I hope you have s great weekend.
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LOL – if you’re talking about the movie, yes, I am. If that’s an editor…I’ve got no clue ;-)! Hope you have a great weekend too!!
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Caddyshack, the movie. The scene with Bill Murray telling the story about the Dali Lama has the “so, I’ve got that going for me” line in it.
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LOL – YES! I love that movie, and that scene, and more! :-)
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“Hey Lama, how about a little something…for the effort.” That cracks me up, every time.
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LOL! YES!!!! :-)
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Wow. It was a rough week for you Dan. I never heard of the particular auto problem and I thought I’d heard (or had) them all. The hearing situation is so unfortunate and I do hope it continues to improve. That hotel needs ‘adjustment’. It’d great to see Faith at the bar. I think she and I could have fun at a beer festival, 😉PS I took the leaking ceiling hit for you this week. 😏
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Thanks Cheryl. I’ve had sensor problems before but not shut-the-car/off sensor problems! That’s been fixed. Hearing is improving. Good luck with that leak.
The hotel manager says they do have things you can put over the alarm to muffle the sound. I think I’ll travel with hearing protection from now on.
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I’m sorry but muffling a ridiculously loud alarm should not be your problem. Now I’m thankful for that loud voice alarm. No sirens. There were a couple of initial bursts but then just the voice telling us what to do. Was it still a Marriott?
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No, I was staying in a Hyatt. The voice would have been better. This alarm never shut off.
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Hmmm, now I’m thinking pancakes for breakfast. Sorry about your hearing but hopefully you’ll be back soon to what passes for normal. :-) I’ve never heard of Meat and Potatoes Stout, but it sounds as if Faith is my sort of beer drinking–dark beer. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. (Just wanted to be sure you could hear me.)
janet
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Ha ha! Yes, I can hear you, Janet. Those pancakes were very good. Faith does enjoy dark beers. I think the M&P stout is a local brew. Thanks!
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It’s always a pleasure to read about Faith. You were commendably considerate to acknowledge her being a vegetarian and not ordering wings.
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Thanks JoAnna. I can forego wings in support of good company. The mushrooms were excellent.
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My goodness, I’m glad you were able to get the car fixed. The sensor problem sounds dangerous. I loved listening to John Lee Hooker and to reading how you incorporated the song in your post. Have a worry-free day, Dan!
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Thanks Gwen. Our mechanic had the car back to us the same day. I do enjoy listening to John Lee Hooker every now and then. I hope you’re having a great weekend.
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Glad the ringing has waned. That’s the worst. You’ve given me an idea for lunch. Fried mushrooms before the show. Yum! Happy Saturday.
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Thanks. I though the idea might have been one bourbon, on scotch and one beer 😏
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Well now that you mention, one bourbon would be nice. I’ll save that for intermission.
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Is nice to see Faith. I like her choice of beer. I’m so glad your hearing issue is on the wane. That kind of thing can be annoying. Crank sensor? Might be a good thing to ferret out nasty old men but on a car. Not so much.
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Thanks John. It’s always good to have Faith visit the bar. The crank sensor left a code behind, so it was easy to spot. Not easy to get to, but…
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The sun/contrail shot is aMAZing! And I’ll have what Faith’s having. Mmmm, stout.
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One Meat & Potatoes, coming up. I prefer lighter lagers. But we know that. I’m glad you like the contrail.
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No, not the visitors you want to see or have at a hotel, but you made a nice editorial image with purrty colors!
I hope that ringing in your ears stops soon! The breakfast looks really, really good!
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Thanks Deborah. It’s good to know that they can show up, in force, so quickly. The had a police cruiser and one firetruck there before I got out, and two more trucks showed up within a few minutes. Still, the noise inside was awful.
I love pancakes :)
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I like pancakes, but don’t eat them often…they don’t like me as they stick around in weight!
Funny thing when He-Man is recovering from anything that ails him he craves pancakes. Go figure? So, I keep the makings for pancakes in my pantry to be prepared.
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They are such a feel-good food. I can understand. You’re good to stay prepared.
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What’s wrong with a meat and potatoes stout? That looked delish. I suspect Faith has good taste in beer and it paired well with deep fried mushrooms. Yum.
Are the pancakes gluten free? No? Well, then never mind, plus they’re not chocolate chip pancakes.
I love the Blues Brothers movie too and I’m glad you let Faith appreciate a classy movie at a young age. Enjoy your weekend!
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Thanks Mary. I knew you would like her taste in beer. Nothing wrong with it, just not for me. As for pancakes being GF, I don’t know but you can get them with blueberries or chocolate chips.
I’m glad you appreciate fine movies.
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Oh dear – ringing in the ears is so unnerving. Take good care of yourself. It looks like it’s still a little cold back there. Hope the weather and your health is sunnier in the days to come.
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Thanks Jan. It’s 67° right now. That’s as warm as it’s been in a long time, and it feels great. I’m hoping the ringing continues to wane. It is annoying.
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Boom boom boom boom….This is why I love to watch NCIS: New Orleans from the very beginning. Great tune. MiMi giving you the eye…..so darn cute. My husband says I make good pancakes but if we go out for breakfast, I always order pancakes…mine are not that great. These look so darn good! I love when people call mushrooms ‘shrooms. Let’s just cut out useless syllables.
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Ha ha – I never know what people are going to like about these posts. I’m glad you mentioned ‘shrooms’
My wife makes good pancakes, but I order them out, a lot.
I’ve never see. The NOLA version of NCIS. I guess I need to tune in.
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Here in FL, NCIS NOLA comes on Tues night. The line-up is: NCIS with Mark Harmon, then FBI, then NCIS NOLA. The accents kill me but I like show. Yay restaurant pancakes!
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I’ll have to check. Thanks.
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Those red lights are kind of atmospheric actually. Don’t forget to move the clock tonight. Ohh, I know, you’ve done it yet. For us it’s tonight. This morning bestia came to wake me up by giving me a hug at 6.45. It was a beautiful spring morning in Rome. Dogs are good for some things…
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Thanks. Yeah, we changed our clocks a few weeks ago.
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As someone who has constant ringing in one ear and often feels lightheaded (completed unrelated), I feel for you. Glad you got your car fixed… that sounded scary.
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Thanks Janis. I have hearing issues before, and I feel bad for anyone that has to deal with it all the time. The ringing seems to be subsiding (slowly) and the lightheaded feeling seems to have waned. That was truly scary. The car breaking down on the highway was also scary, but it’s fixed now.
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Pity about your ears. I hope it clears up speedily. Really scary about the car, still.
Great group of shots, gives a good account of a full week. Nice Faith, Nice pancakes, Nice contrail split by the sun.
One bourbon will do for me. I did not know John Lee Hooker did that song, and I’m a lil offended I didn’t, because I grew up on that stuff. The Mister didn’t know either, and was also shocked, but he grew up with … well, easy listening and muzak.
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Ha ha – I’m laughing about that last comment. Did he grow up in an elevator? Lonesome George does a good job with that song, but there’s nothing like John Lee Hooker’s version.
The car has been repaired. The lightheaded feeling has subsided and the noise is growing less intense. Not gone, it needs to be gone. Maybe I need more pancakes.
I hope your weekend is still going well. BTW, my phone turned that into “you’re” and I said “No! Not with Joey!”
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HAHAHA! Joey would know it was your phone, cause she knows you can spell!
The Mister grew up where music that didn’t praise God was seldom heard and I really didn’t want to try to spell Englebert Humperdink (?) – I’m not sure what else he was tortured with, but that one has been noted LOUDLY several times. When we were kids, my parents had a record collection like a store, his parents had like, a dozen, and several of them were comedy and gospel. They had sugar at their house though :P
Pancakes do sound good!
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I grew up with musical sound tracks and country.
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Good to have Faith join in, Dan. And she got to see The Blues Brothers when she was little – yes!! We let our kids watch Beverly Hills Cop. Hope your hearing returns soon! What a terrible experience for you.
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Thanks Jennie. The symptoms have waned quite a bit in the past week. Watching that movie is still a special memory we share.
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Good news on both counts, Dan! I’m so glad.
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I’m glad to read that you’re feeling stronger, Dan.
Excellent work this week.
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Thank you so much.
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So many topics in one post. :-) A weekend beer with Faith is a good thing, but noise in the ears in not. You and I could have a beer and a conversation about that. :-) I haven’t had breakfast, and those pancakes look great. Good plan to grab your stuff before exiting the hotel since I just watched a local news report about people still waiting after five days to get their belongings from a hotel with an issue.
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Thanks Judy. It was a good plan, but, apparently, I took a little too long to execute it. Somewhere, in one of those bags, I had earplugs. I didn’t think I needed them in the room. I hope, if we ever manage to have that beer, the noise will have subsided – it hasn’t yet.
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I like the “answering rhetorical questions” comment. That description matches several people I know. :)
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I wouldn’t label it a superpower, but yeah, I do that.
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I love blues… especially delta blues and swamp blues. Do you know Tab Benoit — great swamp blues. Thanks for the link to Cheryl’s blog. Cheers!
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I’m not a big fan of blues, but I have a lot of songs I like.
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