A few years ago on Mother’s Day, Faith (daughter) and I built a one-person-patio for my wife. The plan was to give The Editor a place to relax for a few minutes while she was working in her garden. I had found a small antique wrought iron bench, we set a small area of pavers and we bought a patio umbrella to provide some shade. The bench isn’t what anyone would call comfortable, but it’s OK for a few minutes.

That worked for a little less than 24 hours.

Maddie discovered the patio. Maddie LOVES the patio. We put Maddie’s cot on the pavers, we sit on the uncomfortable bench and we have a happy dog. It got to be too hard to keep moving and/or tilting the large umbrella, so The Editor bought two smaller umbrellas (one for the dog, one for the humans. To help ease the pain (literally) of the bench, we cut a foam kneeling pad to fit. We are leery of putting cushions on the bench for two reasons, 1) the bench is small and curved so it’s hard to find cushions, and 2) Maddie would probably lay on the bench if it was comfy.

Each year in the fall, I wrap up the bench and stick it behind the garage for the winter. A couple of weeks ago, Maddie started walking up over to the empty patio, as if to say, “the bench should be here by now.” Last week, Maddie started dragging me over to the wrapped-up bench behind the garage. She would walk over, stop and point. Message received, Maddie.

On Saturday, I was doing various tasks in the yard; I uncovered the bench and moved it to the “Maddie Patty” (yes, that’s what we call it now). Later that afternoon, I went out with Maddie and she took me over to the patio. She pointed her nose to the bench:

“You sit here but go get my cot first.”

It was warm and the sun was bright. After about 20 minutes, Maddie got hot and wanted to go inside. As we entered the porch, she looked over to where the umbrellas are stored.


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77 responses to “It’s Time! – #1LinerWeds”

  1. Oh Maddie, Maddie. What a dear. When I sat out enjoying the sun last evening, a couple of rare anole lizards sauntered across the porch but were too zippy for me to snag photos. That is the extent of my pet experiences these days. Glad you guys finally have some great patio days, Dan.

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    1. Thanks Cheryl. We had a sample on Saturday, then back to cold rain. Next week is supposed to be much warmer, I always like your lizard pictures, I am always too slow for those guys, they move so fast!

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      1. I got spoiled by the diva lizards in Florida Dan. They were lazy. 🤭

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        1. Ha ha – “it’s sooooo hot”

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          1. Too hot to run fast! 😂

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  2. I’m thinking there must be a to-do-list for after you retire and at the top of the list should be enlarge the patio for two, build some comfortable chairs, and consider a small arbor for shade. Yep, that seems to cover it. :-) Maddie has her people well trained. I would expect nothing less. :-)

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    1. Maddie thanks you for your support, Judy. She would like a gazebo so we could leave the cot out and sit regardless of the weather. It poured on Sunday but she kept dragging Faith and me to the bench.

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  3. I’ve said it so many times – whoever says animals are stupid hasn’t lived with one. Go Maddie! I love that the little patio is now called the Maddie Patty 🙂

    … and I love the caption ““Whoever is out there should go away.” 😆 Yeah, Theo has that one down to fine art too!

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    1. Ha ha – thanks Joanne. MiMi just isn’t a morning kitty. It’s funny, but she can send a message just by ruffling her fur. Maddie was so happy to see that I had weed-whacked around the patio and she immediately started “showing” us that it was there. Then she started on the bench. She know what she wants, it’s a matter of manipulating us.

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  4. Maddie is a beautiful girl!!

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  5. “Maddie Patty” Where’s the “love” button when the “like” button isn’t enough?

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  6. Maddie is a beautiful dog, Dan. Smart too.

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    1. Thanks Maggie – apparently, smart enough to twist me around her paw.

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  7. Smart dog! She knows how to get her point across. I need a dog like that to point me in the direction of chores that need to be completed!

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    1. Thanks Laurie. I guess I should be thankful that Maddie wants me to sit and relax. “Those chores can wait…let’s sit for a while.” – “Awww, good dog.”

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  8. Ah, pets. We think we train them but in reality… we are their servants.
    Well done Maddie.

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    1. Yes indeed. Especially in this house. Maddie is quite proud of herself.

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  9. Maddie knows what Maddie wants! It behooves you her servants to pay attention!

    janet

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    1. It is how we feel sometimes. Sometimes??? Most of the time. Thanks Janet.

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  10. “Maddie Patty” – bwahahahaha!! Your dog is living the high life.

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    1. She is, Laura, she truly is. She took over that patio to first time she saw it.

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  11. And people think dogs don’t understand!

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    1. They know, they know everything. Thanks!

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  12. Maddie Patty–oh, I love it! I’m with MiMi–“Now what? And it had better be good. Your little ones are a riot.

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    1. Thanks Lois. The do make life interesting. Maddie took the Editor over to the bench at 5:00 am!

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  13. Tee-hee! I love the story of the Maddie Patty, Dan.
    One of these days, MiMi is going to smack that camera though… I’m just sayin.’
    Hugs on the wing.

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    1. Thanks Teagan. MiMi does keep threatening. If I get too close, she has been known to use her claws to discourage me.

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  14. Who said animals can’t talk?

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    1. I get their messages, loud and clear, Sandi, loud and clear.

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  15. Murphy's Law Avatar
    Murphy’s Law

    “The Maddie Patty” Perfect. Right up there with “Mt. Maddie” in the winter. Yes, our fur babies start training us the moment they enter our home for the very first time. And we love it, 🤗

    The Editor needs a much bigger patio Dan. Good retirement project. The Redhead certainly knows how to make her wishes known. Good girl!!

    And MiMi the clown. At least she’s learned to use her tail for privacy from your camera!!

    Lilacs and dogwood are beautiful.
    🐾Ginger 🐾

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    1. Thanks Ginger. Maddie would prefer a gazebo, preferably heated and screened for four-season access. Or we could just get her a heated cot.

      MiMi wants to establish office hours. I think they might be 10:00 am to 10:05, by appointment only.

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  16. I love Maddie. She is a girl with high standards and a take charge attitude. What a funny story!

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    1. She has certainly taken charge around here, Ally.

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  17. I might need a Maddie in my life to keep me on task. What a great post, Dan.

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    1. Thanks Maggie. You might find that you get a lot less accomplished. But the dog will be happy.

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  18. Enjoyed the story of the Maddie Patty. She has her mind made up. That umbrella will be handy too. The photos were great. Thanks, Dan

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    1. Thanks John. We’ll be bringing the umbrellas out soon, maybe Memorial Day. Until then, we’ll sit for shorter periods of time.

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  19. Spring has sprung in CT, at least the beginning of it. Haven’t seen a beautiful dogwood tree or lilac bush since I lived on the east coast! Maddie’s one smart pup! She knows what goes with the “good life.” MiMi has her own cute cat ways! Enjoy the warm days, and I agree a gazebo would be perfect for all the family! 📚🎶 Christine

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    1. Thanks Christine. Maddie approves of this comment and will add your vote to the list for a more permanent structure.

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  20. How I LAUGHED!!! Oh, Dan! I know in spades how our fur family dictates to us. They rule. Maddie’s Patty. Oh yeah … I get it. There are times I have to fight to lay down on MY love seat in the living room and then when I do lay down, the cat who I disturbed makes sure I get zero rest by sitting on my chest and hitting me [gently] in the face with her paw. Needless to say I get up so she can have the couch. To get my 10-minute power nap I then go up to the bed to do so. LOL This post is SO cool!!

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    1. Thanks Amy. We are familiar with being tapped on the face. “I need to be brushed” “I need to be fed” “I want to sit there” “I want to play” the list of demands is endless – but we love them, don’t we?

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      1. Oh you bet we do love these guys! I don’t know what I would do without them!

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  21. She’s so smart and knows what she wants.

    The Lilacs and Dogwoods are gorgeous. I wish I could smell the perfumed air.

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    1. Maddie starts our day with a walk around the perimeter and we get to smell those lilacs. It’s a nice experience.

      Maddie is smart (when she wants to be).

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  22. Aw, Maddie is such a smart dog – and she has you and the Editor well trained. You get 5 stars for following the script for the changing of the seasons routine, well done, Dan! :-) PS – love seeing all the spring flowers in bloom!

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    1. Thanks Shelley. We follow orders pretty well. We just had a cold snap. I hope that’s the last one of those.

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      1. You’re welcome. All good dog owners follow orders ;-) I’m with you there, enough of the cold spells already!

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  23. You and your daughter built it as a one gal pad and it still is a one gal pad. Wrong gal though. I think you must think about doubling the size.

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    1. Thanks Annie.You’re correct. I guess I just had the wrong woman in mind.

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  24. I love it that Maddie has you so well-trained and MiMi doesn’t care as long as you let her sleep. Good job, dad!

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    1. I’ll figure my role out someday. Of course, they already have it figured out.

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  25. Maddie is in control and understand what the priorities need to be. Just ask her.
    Great pictures of the controlling members of the house.

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    1. Yep, I answer to a lot of masters. But they treat me pretty well, and I love them all.

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  26. Awwww Maddie is just precious. The story and all those pictures brought a smile to my face. I needed that today :)

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    1. Thanks! I am always happy to bring a smile.

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  27. It’s pretty clear who is boss at your house:) Think it would be good to enlarge the patio, so it is also more comfortable for the humans living at your house! (I know – more work:):) )

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    1. We may do something out there, but it’s a pretty small yard.

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  28. Hi Dan – she’s a delight …and your story line matches right up … love seeing the garden, the animals and reading your stories. I note the hierarchy … the Editor is first … and that bench is a worthy place to take a break … cheers Hilary

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    1. Thanks Hilary. The Editor is first, but I think Maddie, MiMi and MuMu are tied for second. I seem to be bringing up the rear. But I love them all.

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      1. Well you forgot Faith … you’re probably even further lower down! Such is life for the master of the house!!

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        1. We all answer to Faith 🙂

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  29. Maddie is so smart! What a good girl! A great people trainer, too. :D

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  30. I’m so glad Maddie is in charge. 🙂 Lovely bench, Dan.

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  31. I couldn’t help but laugh….she’s no fool…

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    1. She knows what she’s doing and she know’s who’s in charge.

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      1. Lol…one of our Maine Coons is so that same way….

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        1. Those are lovely cats. We had once years ago (our first cat) and he taught us all we needed to know about being good cat slaves.

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          1. Exactly….with the two sisters what one doesn’t think of the other does….

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  32. It is so funny, uncanny funny, what dogs know and can tell us. Maddie’s so smart! It’s obviously bench time. Beautiful snaps — so floral, I feel like I can breathe it in :)

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    1. I do feel like they know way more than we give them credit for. It’s so green here now. I think I notice it more this year than others. Probably because it’s wet.

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      1. Agreed. The green is magnificent.

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  33. Have you ever heard the saying “Dogs have masters, cats have staff”? I think you got it mixed up. Having said that, I run around after my demanding pets all day, and wouldn’t have it any other way. Nice post!

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    1. Thanks Wendy. I’ve never heard that, but I think every one around here has staff. But, like you, we wouldn’t change it.

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  34. Ahh! She is thinking of you too. :) Such an altruistic dog.

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    1. Yeah, she’s always looking out for me. :)

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