Here’s the thing about One Liner Wednesday – if you plan on skipping the prompt, life will hand you a one-liner that you can’t resist.
I was going to take today off. Then yesterday, as I was waiting for a friend outside a restaurant, a Parking Enforcement Officer and not one, but two parking scofflaws combined to give me something to share.
The captions tell the story, but parking scofflaw #1 (PS1) was the typical story – parked at an expired meter. As the officer was getting ready to process the ticket, the woman arrived. “I’m here, I’m here!” The officer let her off with a warning. PS2 was not so lucky. Then again, PS2 was way beyond typical. In the words of the officer:
“You are four feet away from the curb. You’re not in an actual parking space, and you’re blocking an intersection.”
This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s fun weekly series One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner, I’d encourage you to join in on the fun. You can follow this link to participate and to see the one-liners from the other participants.