A friend of mine, I won’t mention his name so as not to drag him sideways into this nonsense, alerted me to a weird reply to a comment I made on Facebook. For the life of me, I can’t figure out the things people consider important on that platform. Because my posts are echoed and occasionally shared on Facebook, I’m going to be vague about the details.
Suffice it to say my friend posted a snippet of a song lyric and waited for people to guess the song. By the time I saw the post, someone had made a hysterically bad guess. My friend posted the answer and although I remembered the song, I didn’t remember the name of the artist that had performed it. I admitted that and was chastised by another Facebook user for not knowing that fact.
My one-liner, although not shared on Facebook is,
“Lou Rawls, Lou Cristy, Lou Reed, Jerry Reed, Jimmy Reed, Jimmy Buffet, Buffalo Springfield, Dusty Springfield, Donna Summer, Edgar Winter, The Four Seasons, Frankie Valli, Ritchie Valens, Martha & The Vandellas, Van Halen, Van Morrison, Jim Morrison, The Doors, The Cars, The Kinks, The Ventures, The Rascals, The Drifters, The Animals, The Turtles, The Eagles, Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs, Sam & Dave, The Dave Clark Five, The Jackson Five, Jackson Browne, James Brown, Barry White, The Moody Blues, The Blues Brothers, Righteous Brothers, Chambers Brothers, Doobie Brothers, Allman Brothers, Isley Brothers, Mills Brothers – for crying out loud, how am I supposed to keep this straight after 50 years?”
This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s fun weekly series One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner, If you would like to join in on the fun, you can follow this link to participate and to see the one-liners from the other participants.
One of the Smokeys? Oh sure, rub in your multiple exotic black squirrels for the girl who has none. Nice.
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I’m sorry. These guys aren’t exotic around here. I think we have three, and there are dozens around the neighborhood. But you have red ones. We don’t have red ones.
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I keep telling you I will gladly relocate the whole fam damily to your roof. Free of charge!
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I’ll pass.
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Loved your one-liner, Dan, and your photos are exceptional. Both brightened the day! 😊
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I’m glad I could brighten your day, Gwen. Every bright moment counts double in 2020.
Thanks!
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A+ on the moon shot – it’s a beauty. Facebook comments leave a lot of us at a loss for understanding. I’ll stop there. :-)
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Facebook is pretty crazy, Judy. I would think admitting a small mistake would be safe. I’m glad you like the moon photos.
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I’ve known people who are proud of knowing song titles and the artists that made them famous – ME? I rarely know those facts. I hear a song on the radio, I know if I like it or not, not the title or who sings it!!
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I do know some, GP, but I get similar sounding artists confused. I didn’t think it was a big deal. Like you say, I know when I like the songs.
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Beautiful moon photos. 🌕
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Thanks you!
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Loved the one-liner … oh no, that means I knew all of them … loved the moon pics.
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Yeah, if you liked this one-liner, you are of a certain age, Frank.
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… but I looked for – and didn’t see – Rocco Flamefart and the Ultimate Deathtrip Chinese Icebox Jug Band
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Yeah, I was trying to find a transition to and from each song and the ones before and after, so…
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The title of this post nailed it. The things people get riled about often completely baffles me.
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It is scary at times, Joanne. I mean, I was picking on myself.
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One word. PEOPLE. Ridiculous, frivolous, judgmental, shallow, preening, pointing, people. Do none of them have mirrors? 🤦♀️
All your photos are awesome. But that moon….🥰
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High praise, Cheryl. I’m glad you like the moon shots. You know I struggle with those. And, you are right, I could have just called this post “People…”
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There is something I have learned to do. When I feel strongly enough to comment on a strange post, as in not a friend of mine, I post and never look back. Oddly enough many people ignore me and my two cents, no matter how profound I think It might have been. 🤷♀️🙈🙉
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I would have replied if this had been a comment on my post. I decided to ignore it because it was in my friend’s post. No need to bring trouble to his door.
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You are a friend and gentleman Dan.
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It’s how I was raised.
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I love all your pictures but the last one evokes a mood . . . . I cannot understand why people jump on others for no real reason. Like he/she/it has never forgotten something unimportant. Oh, and I LOVE Cheryl’s line about people!
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Tanks Pam. There is something moody about the fallen leaves, especially the ones that avoided being scooped up. Maddie always seems to give them a sniff. And yes, Cheryl nailed it.
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I can’t keep those old songs in order although when I hear them again I remember them well. Nice full moon through the tree branches.
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That’s all that matters, Frank, at least to me. I’ll start worrying when I hear a song from the 60s and say something like, “kids today, how do they listen to that junk.”
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Hysterical one-liner. Holy cow! Someone was picky, picky, picky that day. I often can’t think of the song title or the performer, but I can sing along rarely missing a word. Bottom line? Who cares what I can and can’t remember? Sounds like it was an exercise in creating some fun for all who wanted to join in. Some people just have to ruin everything nice. 😡😤
That moon shot is extraordinary Dan. I’m a sucker for Maddie’s sunlit feathers. And Smokey must be taking acting lessons when you’re not looking Dan because he’s certainly not camera shy any more!
Temperature really dropped yesterday and no better today. Snow showers later. Keep safe and keep the wood burning stove on for MiMi!
Ginger
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I’m glad you liked this, Ginger. I wanted to say, “the song was from 1972. I didn’t remember the artist, but I remember the calculus I learned in school that year.” But, engaging with people like this never goes well.
I love it when Maddie is lit up by the sun. All of the Smokeys are getting brave, but one has seriously lost all shyness. The other day, he came up and put his front feet on my shoe!
We had a brisk walk this morning. Not much time for pictures, although Maddie still found plenty of things that needed to be sniffed.
Take care. Stay warm and healthy!
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I would never chastise anyone for not remembering a song title or anything else, especially on social media or in front of other people. Facebook and Twitter have become home to far too many who are not afraid to be rude and who forget their own imperfections.
Love your photos, Dan! The shot of the moon is splendid and I’m laughing at the empty Corona bottles. Apparently, someone forgot where the garbage bin is located in an effort to provide a cool photo. ;-)
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Unfortunately, most of the bins have been removed for the winter, but it’s still no excuse for littering. I was just sad that they didn’t leave the last full one for me – I’d have taken care of the empties for a truly frosty Corona ;-)
Snarky comments left on blogs and in social media are becoming more and more common. I don’t get it. What happened to manners?
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Manners used to mean keeping your elbows off the table and saying “thank you.” Now we are grateful for the manners of those that don’t attack us on social media. It’s a different world, Dan, one that our parents never would have understood.
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Nice pics Dan. I like the shot through the trees with all the branches in focus and the soft blur of the moon. Facebook – if it were not for the daylily groups all having migrated there I would never go back. Some very mean inconsiderate people there. And I have not even begun to touch on the quality of FB software. I think they have misery engineers there.
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I’m not sure “quality” is the word you’re looking for, John. I need to think about that. I’m on Facebook for a very narrow range of subjects and people. I’m glad you like the moon photo. I try to get these often during the month, but they rarely come out well.
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I like the silhouette of the branches on the moon. I think this one came out very well. Thanks
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Thanks!
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Ha! You slay me, Dan! That was brilliant. Talk about a great stream of consciousness…
I love the light on the Taj Ma-shed. I get it about the littered bottles, but the frosted glass does look cool. Happy December. Hugs on the wing!
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“Taj Ma-shed” – talk about brilliant…
The worst part about the bottles was that there were only five. They could have left the full one for me. I’d have taken care of the empties in that case.
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It’s sad to think that for some people, the drama is all they have. All those names – whew. I remember them all but don’t ask me to match them to a song. I look up everything – or try to – because some things are not important enough to fire the old synapses.
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I had to look up a bunch of them, Maggie, as I was trying to string them together. I do my bets to avoid the drama on social media. Some days, it’s harder than others.
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Beautiful shots, especially of the moon, but I must report that your photos are quite small when clicked on and viewed in the gallery. But I also like the collage they come in. And your comment is a gem.
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If you’re viewing on a large screen, I suspect these would be small. They are scaled to 600×800, in an effort to avoid my having to pay for an even more expensive plan from WordPress. I might start posting a higher resolution featured photo, but I read and write on a laptop without an external monitor, so they seem big enough to me ;-)
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Have you thought about using a tool such as https://imagecompressor.com/ ? I’ve been using it since May and I’m really pleased since it reduces my photos for 60% or so without losing (obvious) quality.
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I’ll have to look at that. I prepare the photos in Adobe Lightroom, and it lets me resize them all as I export.
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Dan–your one-liner is so perfect!! How did you even think of that?! I am in awe. Your moon shot is beautiful. I have tried every which way and my camera will not take a good shot. Notice it’s the camera and not the fool behind the camera?! 🤣
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It is the camera, Lois – I swear it is. I can’t ever get it to focus the way I want it to. I actually read the manual (yes, I am a male) to learn how to use Manual Focus in Manual Mode, but it takes so long, and the bird kept moving and…ugh. I got lucky on the ones that are included here. I make this attempt every month during the full moon and I post about 6 pictures a year.
The post was inspired by what I wanted to reply on Facebook, but I’d never engage the precious folks who make comments like that.
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Ha! Thanks, Dan. I knew it was the camera! Yeah, I get you about FB, but oh what a comeback you would have had. I was so impressed and amazed!
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I doubt it would have had any affect on the person who commented. It’s like when you get upset with a cat – the cat doesn’t care.
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I know all those bands, musicians but if I can put a song and artist together I’m doing really good. I’m not good at band or song names anymore.
I LOVE your Moon image! Printing it? You should!
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Thanks Deborah. I’m, setting this one aside to maybe print, if I open up some space or use your idea of rotating pictures in some spaces. There are some artists in that list where I can’t name a song that they did.
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Yes, to rotating images! I print using the same sizes of my frames so I can swap out images easily and not have to worry about frames too.
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That’s a very good idea. Thanks!
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That’s quite a one-liner, Dan. I’d be lost in that conversation. And great photos… winter is coming!
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That was going to be a mini-rant on Facebook, Diana, but I thought better of engaging the drama queen who called me out. There’s really no upside to that. It feels like winter today. The temperature says it should feel warm, but it doesn’t.
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We have some rare sunshine today, but cold too. Yes, avoid drama queens!
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Love the moon shots, Dan. As for Facebook, after one acrimonious exchange (not on my part) with one of my husband’s relatives, I finally decided to give FB the shove and life has been great. :-) I pop in one in a blue moon but it’s so much more peaceful not to be there. Wish I’d done it a long time ago.
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I’m glad you like those pictures, Janet.
I avoid Facebook in general, I am involved in a few groups, and serve as an Admin in a couple. The guy that posted the challenge normally attracts an interesting and funny crowd. I hope this was an anomaly.I leave pretty quick if the topic looks dangerous or if it appears to be attracting drama queens.
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I love the moon pics as well but the frosty corona bottles are my favorite. And that she’d looks perfect! Great job done! I don’t do FB and this is one reason why. Could I use the C bottles in a blog post? 🧐🥰
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You are welcome to use the bottles.
I’m involved in several FB groups, but I limit my activity. This was a surprise, I’m mean who really cares?
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Thanks, Dan. I’ll see if I can come up with a good one.🧐🥰👋🏻
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Let me know if you do. I get your posts, but I don’t see all of them.
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http://rugby843.blog/2020/12/02/the-morning-after/
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Thanks!
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That’s a one liner? Wait let me go back.
I am back….its definitely fun! Love the pictures!
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A bit of a run-on, but…
Thanks.
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Its good, I like it!
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Thanks.
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Great shot of the moon, Dan. I do not like Facebook for the reason you outline here. Pox on them
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Thanks John. I can’t make a clean break with FB, I’m involved in too many groups that I do support (mostly private) but the public side is squirrely.
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I get that.
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That’s a pretty good list of artists. Love the moon pictures. Beautiful!!
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Thanks Jill
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Thanks for smile and journey down memory lane😎
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My pleasure, Val.
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It’s way too easy to get in trouble on Facebook – love those moon shots.
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Thanks! I try to stay out of trouble, but sometimes it’s hard to avoid.
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Wow! Stunning moon photos!
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🙂
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Love your 1-liner but I don’t see the connection between Sam the Sham and the Eagles.
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Well, that was forced a bit. The connection is between the Eagles and the Pharoahs and then Sam the Sham and Sam and Dave. That was the hardest transition.
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What’s there not to love? The absolute best music artists- EVER, a gorgeous full moon, and Maddie pointing. I rest my case.
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Hahaha – I finally got a picture of her on point. Of course, it’s a leaf, not a pheasant, but…
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Oh boy. If not knowing an artist’s name is that big a crime I would get dragged every single day. I’m terrible at remembering who sang what but I sure remember those songs I love!
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Haha – yeah, I didn’t think it was a big thing. It’s not like I was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
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I’m frequently baffled by how contentious and argumentative people can get in no time FLAT, even on topics of no real importance. Not sure what the heck is wrong with them, but I’ve thought at times how much we’d benefit as a society from having a crop-dusting plane flying over, treating us all to a dose of Valium. Chill, people! Save the ire for the stuff that really matters.
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Maybe we can put some in the water. This was a bit of a shock. I mean, I didn’t remember who sang a song that was a minor hit in 1972.
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I see your point and your stream of consciousness (even though it wasn’t SOCS day). I invert names of things on occasion. Like Crimson Tide and The Hunt for Red October is a big one for me. I just said that out loud and my husband gave a knowing smile. Both are good movies, both are military movies, both involve a submarine, both have a chroma in common, but they are completely different films, not that I can tell you which is Denzel and which is Sean Connery because like I said, inversion.
I was last on FB in March. I’d guess it’s not gotten better since.
People be cray.
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Red October – Sean. People are crazy, and they seem to think being on FB makes them invisible.
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I appreciate you, but I will not remember that next time the subject arises. LOL
People are definitely not invisible.
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Just remember, October has two S’s – it still works for dessert 😊
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LMAO! Two Es, man, it was two Es! :P Thank you, I needed that laugh.
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