As many of you know by now, Maddie is a creature of habit. OK, in fairness, so am I, but this isn’t about me. When we walk, we always go to the nearby parks, but once there, we vary the routine based on time, temperature and the number of people or, worst case, the crew from Public Works. Sometimes, we have to switch sides of the street to avoid people and other dogs. Sometimes, we simply can’t enter one park or the other because work is being performed. When this happens – when we have to skip a day visiting a section – we have to refamiliarize ourselves.
Maddie sniffs. She sniffs the old stuff, the new stuff, the place on the grass where there used to be stuff and the stuff that has blown up against the fence. She also checks the “message boards,” you know, the places where every other dog has made a deposit. Usually, these just get a quick sniff, sometimes, she wants to linger. The photo below prompted this week’s one-liner.

“I don’t mind you catching up, but did someone write a short story?”
This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s fun weekly series One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner, If you would like to join in on the fun, you can follow this link to participate and to see the one-liners from the other participants.
Bate tree at sunset? Stunning. Droplet on dogwood? Creative. But Smokey begging for peanut gets me every time.
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He’s so darn cute. He comes right up to us and just turns on the charm. I can’t resist.
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Oh sure, rub it in.
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Sorry.
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You can’t help yourself, I know.
😉
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Says the woodchuck lady ;-)
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Yes!
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Best photo – Maddie in her coat of course. Best text – ‘message board.’ Thanks for the smiles. Hope the snowblower is lined up and ready to rock and roll. :-)
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We are as ready as we’re going to get. I hope we all get through this one. At least a snowstorm seems like a normal challenge, unlike the rest of this year.
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Well, you sure have a point. It drops, we clean it up, end of story, unless the power goes out. :-)
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My favorite caption is under the foggy picture. Great line, Dan!
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I meant to include that in the foggy pictures on Monday, GP, but I lost it on the way to WordPress. I couldn’t bring myself to skip it. I’m glad you liked it.
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“Don’t rub my belly until I tell you to!” MiMi has spoken.
Love, love, love the foggy flag photo. Awesome. Beautiful sunrise shots, but the sunset wins the prize.
Even Smokey has you wrapped around his fluffy tail, and you love it.
MADDIE is just regal in her toasty warm coat. Look how the sparse sunlight plays off her feathers.
Jinx is becoming quite the celebrity. But Dan, the water drop hanging off the Dogwood…..what I see is a half open eye of a giant under a thick black eyebrow! Yeah, I know. I’m weird.
Ginger
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I’m going to give that dogwood a wider berth the next rainy morning, Ginger.
Smokey is too darned cute. How could anyone resist?
The flag photo was supposed to be here on Monday with the other foggy pics. I don’t know what happened, but it fell off the digital truck on the way to WordPress. I couldn’t let it go unused, I really like it and it felt perfect for the veterans memorial. You may see it again in May.
MiMi was awake, and cleaning her belly. I figured I could sneak in a scritch. Not happening.
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😂😂😂😂Our dog Buddy was that way. He would also spun himself into butter trying to wait for the ideal place to plant his own flag. 🤦♀️🙈Love the dewdrop image.
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We walk past that tree every day, Cheryl. This day, she was like, “hang on, this is important…”
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Detective Maddie, hot on the trail….wait, stranger alert. Gotta go this way Dad! 😂
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She does try to control our path.
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I love the foggy flag photo, Dan, and your interpretative caption. You are getting quite “artsy” in your images, with your water droplet and reflection photos–the only thing missing are some elongated shadows, but it looks like the sun was in short supply. :)
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Thanks Mike. We’ve had several cloudy days here. Even the pretty sunrises quickly faded behind the clouds. I guess I should thank Maddie for getting me out so early.
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I’ve seen my waking hour slip later and later since I have retired, but Maddie seems to be keeping you on schedule. :)
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She has an amazing internal clock, Mike. 7:13 am on most days, she jumps off the couch and stares at me. By 7:14, she barks.
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Dogs and their ‘message boards’ crack me up. Looks like someone left Maddie a very important message this time. Smokey is adorable. I can’t believe how tame he is. Wow. Your sunset is beautiful. The playscape…..we have something like that downtown, but I have never been there to see kids actually playing on this stuff. Whatever it is.
Is that big snowstorm headed your way? They mentioned PA and I thought of you….. Take care, Dan.
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The storm is heading toward us, Lois. It should be here tonight. Fortunately, I don’t have to worry about getting up early and clearing the driveway. I can wait for it to end. Although, I do like being out there with the new LED headlamp lighting the way ;-) Smokey seems to know that he’s adorable. In fact, the grey squirrels seem to like to bring him along. We feed them all equally, but he might get an extra ooh/ah.
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That’s a great one-liner! 😀 I love your bare trees at sunrise and sunset! You can make a photo book with these lovely images.
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I have given that idea some thought, Deborah. It owuld make a nice album.
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It would! Do it! 😀
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Ha! You slay me, Dan — Maddie’s caption and your one-liner both.
You tried to pet a cat’s belly and lived to tell about it? That’s a big NO with Crystal. LOL.
Hugs on the wing!
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MiMi’s belly is so tempting, Teagan, I had to go for it. It’s dangerous. She’s up so high in her cradle that she really has the advantage. She’s quick, and those little claws are sharp.
Hugs on the band-aid.
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Haha. You’re in rare form today.
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Be glad that no one wrote a novel by that tree. You’d still be standing there, holding Maddie’s leash, and Smokey would be starving without his daily peanuts.
I was watching the weather forecast last night and it looks like you may need to haul out the snowblower and start on Mount Maddie this week. Expecting much snow?
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I thought someone had “transcribed” the morning paper. Sammy and Smokey are usually in the driveway when we return from our walk. I haven’t been quick enough to get a picture, but Smokey actually waits on the steps outside the porch door.
The forecast amounts are all over the map, but it looks like I’ll be using the machine tomorrow. It’s supposed to start snowing tonight. It’s not moving out of the 20s, so I don’t think it’s going to turn to rain.
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We’re still waiting for our white Christmas. It’s been very dry here. I only hope it doesn’t wait to hit us until March
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Only if 2021 studies 2020’s playbook.
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Oh my gosh, Dan, this made me snort. I’m in a waiting room and the woman across from me is now convinced I’ve got some sort of strange covid symptoms and is looking a little nervous. 😆😆
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Whoops, hit enter too soon. I’ll never be able to take my dogs for a walk again without thinking of stop signs as “message boards”.
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It really was like she was reading a long comment thread. It was only 24 degrees, so I wasn’t in the mood to let her finish, but you know how heavy dogs get when they plant themselves.
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Hahaha – now I’m laughing, thinking of the people adding just a little more distance between you and them.
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Fabulous pictures, Dan. I love those little dog coats. We don’t use them much here, it doesn’t really get cold enough.
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We only use this when it’s between 20 and 30°f (-7° and -1°c). Above 30, she doesn’t need it and below 20, we don’t walk.
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Oh yes, below 20 sounds very cold.
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Our average winter night time temperature is about 1 to 2 degrees Celsius, occasionally it goes below freezing and we get frost. Our average day time temperature is about 21 degrees Celsius. If we have a day when the day time temp is around 9 to 10 degrees, everyone here freezes to death. Our houses are not built for cold weather.
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We are normally in the 20s (-5 ish) herd at night. We usually have one or two cold snaps where it drops to single digits or zero (-18°c) and rarely below zero (f). Insulation, heat and layers of clothing.
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18 c is freezing, DAn!
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My theory is Maddie was reading a ‘dear Spot’ letter. Good pictures a flag in the fog which is by the way way too timely. A very good rain drop and a puddley reflection. Happy Wednesday Dan. PS – watch out for that snow coming your way.
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Thanks John.I almost lost the foggy flag photo. I’m glad you liked that. I think we’re ready for the snow. I hope yo enjoy the rest of the week. You could be right about that letter.
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Think of it this way: the smells on the tree are kind of like a newspaper, and everyone likes to read the paper in the bathroom.
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That is true, John. She does have to catch up on the news.
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Enjoyed the walk with you and Maddie!
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I’m glad you could come along.
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Perfect one-liner! Love the Dogwood picture.
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Thanks Pam.
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I love the relationship you have with Maddie. <3
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She’s a challenging dog but we have most things figured out.
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Apologies to Maddie, but I love the Mimi shot and the sunset and drop shots. :-)
jane
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MiMi often take 1st place 😊
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Cheers to Maddie’s love for outdoor walks. Love the tree and sunset pic. … and when we had cats, I could resist the belly.
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You have more willpower.
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:)
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Beautiful photos, Dan. Have you noticed we’ve been having more of the pretty red sunsets lately?
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I have noticed those sunsets. I hope that’s a good thing.
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I definitely think it is!
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i like the article that you posted
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Missed this yesterday. Have WP problems. All of a sudden some posts are not being highlighted in an e-mail. Scheesh. Have no idea why. The settings are correct.
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Between WordPress and Gmail, I am having so many problems with notifications, John, it;s like someone put my inbox in the spin cycle.
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Hahaha. It’s nnice to see I’m not alone. Thanks, Dan
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Am late as usual …but this time I have at least an excuse. I had two skype conversations after each other – in total 2 1/2 hrs.
Had to smile about sniffing the signs – it never occurred to me, but of course every other dog does his/her business there!
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Yeah, she has to figure it all out.
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Both your one-liners made me snort-laugh. Wonderful pictures, as always, especially the foggiest one and the toe beans.
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Great one-liner and photos. I especially like the pinkish sunset behind the tree and your view of the play scape. Dogs’ olfactory abilities are astounding – more than we can imagine, but you do a good job of it.
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I often wonder what she learns by sniffing these spots. Maybe I don’t want to know. I’m glad you liked the photos.
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Great pics, Dan!!
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Thanks Kirt.
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