We had an appointment yesterday to have our oil burner serviced. This is an annual drill and being a fan of preventative maintenance, it’s one I appreciate. Of course, it means having a technician make several trips through the house as he moves his tools into the basement.
I remember when we had this service last year. The service company had called in advance to make sure no one in our house was infected with the virus. They also wanted to make sure we would be willing to wear masks while the technician was in the house and they ensured us he would be wearing a mask. Burner technicians always wear gloves.
When he arrived, I was wearing a mask (the Editor was locked away with Maddie, trying to keep her from barking). Containers of hand sanitizer and Lysol wipes were on the table and we practiced an odd little dance as I led him to the burner room. When he was done, I offered him a bottle of water which I wrapped in a paper towel. After he left, I wiped down the doorknobs, light switches and surfaces he had contact with. Surface transmission was thought to be more of a threat last year than now.
Yesterday, the same technician was back. He was wearing a mask, but I wasn’t. I apologized and reached for one – I don’t mind wearing a mask – I had just forgotten. He explained that he had had his shots, and if I had had mine and was comfortable, we could forgo the masks. I agreed (It’s not like we really ever get close).
He took his mask off and said,
“Thanks, but just in case, we won’t kiss.”
This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s fun weekly series One-Liner Wednesday. If you would like to join in on the fun, you can follow this link to participate and to see the one-liners from the other participants.
Kudos to every person who has made us laugh during this awful time! That last photo, with the different stages of blooming, is kind of like a gardener’s clock: it’s half-past Dogwood. Nice!
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Laughter is essential. I like your clock comment. That made me smile. Thanks.
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Oddment, your comment, “it’s half-past Dogwood” really made me laugh…..something I love to do! I agree with you….those folks who have the ability to keep us laughing, and that includes you, should be recognized for their contribution to our sanity!!
Ginger
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Thank you, Ginger! Although I have to confess that the notion of my contributing to any sanity is novel, I would be happy if I did.
Maureen
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I think you’re helping more than you realize.
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That’s a very nice thought — thank you!
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There is a wide range of ‘being careful’ right now. We’ve had service folks and some wear masks and some don’t, but we’ve worn ours and wiped everything down just as you described. One thing about gardening – I don’t wear one unless there is a volunteer without shots and then we all wear them. It always makes me smile when Maddie tolerates your small friends that close to her. I’m thinking those lilacs smell as good as they look. :-)
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Maddie tolerates them, but I’m frantically trying to get a peanut out of the bag so they get off the step. The lilacs smell wonderful. This technician was here before, and he has a great sense of humor. It’s fun to talk to him.
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Hi Dan – how funny … and yes I’m glad you didn’t … burner oil flavouring wouldn’t be too good! Fantastic photos and Spring shrubs coming into their beauty, or making way for others … I’m amazed Maddie allowed Smokey that close … those plants are loving the rain … cheers Hilary
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Thanks Hilary, The plants have their schedule, and I like how they spread the beauty out over a long period. Maddie just isn’t bothered by the squirrels. I’ve never understood that.
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Aw gee – NO kiss?
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Yeah. Big disappointment, I know.
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I’m thankful to be fully vaccinated and not have to run from people like they have plague anymore. Bunny is looking quite fit indeed.
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I’m guessing there may be little bunnies in the near future. It was nice to have a normal service visit.
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Baby bunnies? Don’t tease a girl….!!!
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If we see them, I’ll share.
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I’m almost to the point of being maskless with one of my neighbors, who is also vaccinated. We have lived so close and so far away the past year that it will be good to be maskless and safe in each other’s apartment. And although we are good friends, we won’t be kissing either.
Have a wonderful Wednesday, Dan!
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It’s a slow motion move back to normal, but I’m happy tp be making some progress.
I hope you’re having a good week (other than the TV).
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It’s a good week, Dan, and I’ll be good with the TV. Just a little blip in the big scheme of things.
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What a great one-liner! And the photos are extraordinary, per usual. Thank you for the morning refreshment, Dan. 😊
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I’m glad you enjoyed it Gwen. Humor really helps. I enjoyed this service call.
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Good one! I look forward to greeting people while not wearing a mask, BUT with limits of course.
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Limits? Like no kissing the burner technician?
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Exactly!
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I love his line–too funny! So good to be able to actually see the smile instead of just looking at their eyes (smiling eyes). Your lilacs are so pretty. We don’t have them down here–I think because it doesn’t get cold enough in the winter. Smokey is getting really bold, isn’t he? Such a cute photo.
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Smokey went from shy and skittish to just about joining us for a nap! I love the lilacs. Maybe they do need the cold, I would have thought you guys had everything that grows. Seeing the smile, and watching someone laugh was delightful.
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I love your technicians sense of humor. Made me laugh out loud!! I too am amazed at how close Maddie lets the squirrels come up to her. But at the same time it makes me nervous for Maddie.
Spring has sprung here, but you are still ahead of us. Soaked with rain or not, your Beauty of Moscow Lilacs are still gorgeous! I do believe Rivergirl’s bunny is “with bunny’! Chinook is looking very pleased to see spring all around him.
Hope you and Maddie find time between rain showers to walk and do some deck sitting.
Ginger
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Thanks Ginger. We think you’re right about Ms Bun. Hopefully, we’ll have pictures of baby bunnies at some point. I doubt they’ll be as bold as Smokey. Maddie will snap at them, if they move too fast. I worry when they get inside the length of the leash. At that distance, if she wants one, it’s hers.
We did get out for a walk today. It was drizzling a bit by the time we got home, but Maddie was glad to cross it off the list. Yesterday, we sat for about 10 minutes. Sometimes, that’s all it takes. She’s OCD, and just wants to be able to say “I did it.”
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Rain drops ! Who is that maskless burner technician ? And bold squirrels. The bunnies here will stop being skittish if we talk to them. No peanut involved. The squirrels on the other hand never do calm down. It must be something in the sunflower seeds we feed the birds and the squirrely ones. So far the bunny has been next door and not so much in our yard.
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We talk to the bunny, but mainly to try and assure it that Maddie won’t be bothering her. The bunny keeps a close eye on us.
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I love the one-liner and the context. The photos of the lilacs were terrific. I can’t believe Smokey comes up on the porch while Maddie is there. Amazing.
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I’m glad you enjoyed this one, John. Smokey never used to get very close to Maddie. Now it seems like he/she wants to sit and snuggle. As long as they don’t move to suddenly, Maddie doesn’t seem to mind.
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That is so sweet.
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So, then, not a full-service experience!
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Well, no. But I’ll get over my disappointment ;-)
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Ha! That was funny, Dan. Horsefeathers! Those squirrels keep getting braver. He’s amazingly close to Maddie. I loved the view shot with lilacs and dogwood. Hugs on the wing.
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Thanks Teagan. Smokey does seem to be getting a little too brave for his own good. I hope he realizes every dog isn’t like Maddie. I always like it when the lilacs and the dogwood are overlapping.
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Brilliant thanks for the post so funny😂😂😂
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I’m glad you enjoyed it :)
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Thank you I did 🙂
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I guess getting the same technician back again has it’s pluses and minuses like odd familiarity. I love the lilacs. My azaleas were especially full this year.
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Azaleas are so pretty.
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In the process of selling our house, the real estate agents asked us to stay in the big studio barn when visitors came, and we did – without a mask:) since don’t kiss visitors anyways, lol… Jesh
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Haha – probably a good idea even when not in a pandemic.
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Gorgeous photos and a good laugh from the serviceman.
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It felt good to laugh.
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Always!
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Haha! I just got my second shot today – made the mistake of celebrating with a mimosa! Now I’m useless!
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Hahaha – it’s a good useless ;-)
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Haha! That’s cute. CT is rockin the vaccine distribution. That Chinook. What a looker. I agree with Maddie. That squirrel isn’t leaving without nuts! I love that tree! All seasons.
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I am amazed that Smokey will get that close, but I dig pretty fast for those peanuts.
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Having people come to our homes has taken on a whole new meaning. It used to just be do I feel safe in the house with a stranger. Now it’s what do we need to do to make sure everyone’s safe in the house.
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We don’t often have people over, but things like this have to be done. There was so much less stress this year.
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ROFL!!! I like your burner man. 🤣
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He’s been here before. He has such a great sense of humor.
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I can understand why you kept him on. 😀
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Funny guy! We had a workman over here today and, since most of the conversations were outside, neither of us wore a mask (after confirming that both of us were double-dosed). It was so nice to see another person’s face… I missed smiles so much!
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It was a nice to see the person I was talking to, and it was good to laugh.
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SO glad to know you weren’t kissing!! Although I still wear masks in stores (as most require them even if not everyone does it), it’s nice that things are starting to open up. Nice to see people’s faces.
janet
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We are still required to wear masks in businesses, but at least the businesses are open. I don’t mind the masks.
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LOL! That’s a funny guy! Isn’t it nice to be less afraid of fewer people than last year? Maddie better watch out for Smokey, though — he’s starting to look like she’s worth a taste test.
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Humor always helps, and it does feel good to worry less.
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It was working so well, but I got dropped again. But you always make me smile. So worth looking for.
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I appreciate that.
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I love this! A story that puts a smile on your face- and no kiss (haha). Thank you for the picture of your favorite tree throughout the seasons. I’ve been missing that tree.
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I think of you when I snap a picture of that tree, Jennie.
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I’m so glad! 🙂
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Darn pandemic! Preventing a smooch from your technician. Awful! xD
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Hahaha
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