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A Way with Words – #1LinerWeds #JusJoJan

Dan Antion
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A mile and a half from our house, Amazon is building a ginormous warehouse. 2.2 million square feet! Construction has been underway for almost two years, so we’ve gotten used to seeing equipment, dirt piles, cranes (yay), protests and streets in various states of disrepair. Early last week, I drove by and saw the scene shown in the photo below.

The tipped over outhouse from our childhood?

I had to laugh when I saw that, and I had to go back with my camera later. Later today, I expect to get a confirmation email from my brother, as I’m sure he’s familiar with the less family-blog-oriented version of today’s one liner. This was often heard from our father while we were growing up.

“Your room looks like a tipped over outhouse – clean it up!”

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s fun weekly series One-Liner Wednesday. And, given the time of the year, it’s also part of Just-Jot-January. If you have a one-liner, I encourage you to join in on the fun. You can follow this link to participate and to see the one-liners from the other participants.

Two years ago, there were no traffic lights and there were farms on both sides of the road.
The puddle has been here for over a week, but we haven’t been able to walk during the rain.
We’ve been pushing it it with respect to “acceptable weather” for walking. Now it’s 20°f (-7°c) or higher and not actively raining, we go.
It’s hard to tell what time it is on days like this
Hazy day
Maddie was upset. We had the park to ourselves until the crew from Public Works showed up to set up the skating rink
The guys will be working on a windy day
Enjoy
That’s not snow. Those are human and dog footprints in the mud that froze overnight.
The cypress trees are covered in ice.
Hartford from the west side (for a change)
Another glowing black squirrel.
We haven’t seen the sun all day. Now that it’s ready to set, the clouds roll out.
Sunset contrails
MuMu hasn’t been in the window for two weeks due to the lack of sun. Now she wants me to either brush her or leave.

74 responses to “A Way with Words – #1LinerWeds #JusJoJan”

  1. lssattitudeofgratitude Avatar
    lssattitudeofgratitude

    My mom would say “your room looks like a bomb went off, clean it up” I always figured if a bomb went off it would be much worse than any room a teenager could destroy.
    Great pictures.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      My mom used that expression, too. My father never did. I wonder if that was because he had actually seen bombs going off. Still, I knew it was time to clean the room.

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      1. lssattitudeofgratitude Avatar
        lssattitudeofgratitude

        I get it. It makes sense to not use it for your dad.

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  2. Rivergirl Avatar
    Rivergirl

    I hope Jeff Bezos has taken the bunny habitat into consideration. If they suddenly disappear from your blog, Jeff and I will be having words.
    Black squirrels are acceptable substitutes now and then….
    👍

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Jeff has destroyed a lot of habitat. More will soon be destroyed as a youth sports complex starts going up, even closer to us. Bunnies, raccoons, foxes, everyone is looking for a new home. Smokey is mildly offended at “now and then” 😏

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      1. Rivergirl Avatar
        Rivergirl

        Smokey is impressive, no doubt about it. But he still isn’t a bunny.
        😉

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        1. Dan Antion Avatar
          Dan Antion

          I saw a little bunny this morning, but he was hiding under a bush.

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  3. Oddment Avatar
    Oddment

    The photo of that new intersection where once was farmland is just what I’m seeing here. I try to think it’s for the best, but I’m not sure. The ice-covered cypress is beautiful, and I can’t help thinking that squirrel knew exactly what he was doing when he posed in that light. As for the one-liner, looking “like something the cat dragged in” was popular at our house, but it applied to me more than my room. I bet a collection of all those things our parents (and grandparents) said to get us to adulthood would be hilarious.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Maureen. My father had a vast repertoire of expressions, but most aren’t fit for a family-friendly blog. Although, we were a family 😏

      So much farmland has been turned into warehouse space around here that it’s hard to remember the farms. I suppose it’s progress, but I’m not sure it’s necessary. They roll in, get a big tax break, and then leave if it’s not extended. We have a couple big concrete boxes that are currently empty.

      I do think Smokey knows what he’s doing when he poses. It always leads to him getting a peanut.

      I hope you have a nice day.

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  4. willowdot21 Avatar
    willowdot21

    Love your Dad’s saying , love the photo too. At least the sight bought back happy memories. I can remember all three of our sons Room’s looking just as your dad discribed and smelling ” like a tarts boudoir”
    As usual your photos are beautiful, the reflection ones, the squirrel, the cat and the sun set/ rise stunning 💜

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks! Now I’m trying to imagine you commenting about the smell to your sons. That’s funny. I’m glad you enjoy the photos, I hope to be able to expand the radius of travel soon, but the weather is keeping me close to home.

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      1. willowdot21 Avatar
        willowdot21

        Lol it was our son’s rooms that smelled. I do hope the weather improves for you soon 💜

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  5. Manja Maksimovič Avatar
    Manja Maksimovič

    Lovely critters and footprints. Soo, does that mean that your deliveries will be instantaneous? :D

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Manja. We don’t order much from Amazon, As to instant deliveries, while they are currently testing drone deliveries, we are within the airports no-fly zone as they are presently defined.

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      1. Manja Maksimovič Avatar
        Manja Maksimovič

        Whereas we order anywhere but Amazon. :p Drone deliveries? You are so high tech. I can see drones being captured here and relieved of their burden before they can deliver anything. :D

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        1. Dan Antion Avatar
          Dan Antion

          They have been experimenting with drone delivery but I can’t see how it makes sense in a residential area.

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      2. Manja Maksimovič Avatar
        Manja Maksimovič

        I might have said this wrong. We order almost exclusively from Amazon. :p

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        1. Dan Antion Avatar
          Dan Antion

          Oh. Yes, that’s different (and opposite us).

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  6. circadianreflections Avatar
    circadianreflections

    LOL!! My dad would say my room looked like a pig pen clean it up! While I would say to my two kids, ” Your room looks like a tornado blew through it. Clean it up!”

    That image where the traffic lights are up and the farmland gone is happening here all over the valley. It’s sad.

    I thought the image you said wasn’t snow was sand with foot and paw prints in it. I loved the glowing squirrel and my doesn’t it look nice wearing a nice fluffy warm fur coat for winter.

    The puddle with the light and trees reflected with specular highlights looks magical all twinkly…like Tinkerbell passed by and zapped her wand just as you pushed the shutter. It’s my favorite today.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I guess we all have our worst case scenario to use.

      Our soil is very sandy, so the footprints were likely made in wet sand / mud. They were frozen in time when we got to them. Our weather is crazy. 51 Monday. 13 yesterday morning and in the 30s this morning with rain and freezing rain.

      The puddle with the light is at the end of our driveway. I rarely see it unless it’s still raining or recently stopped. Maddie had me out as soon as the rain ended.

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  7. Judy@NewEnglandGardenAndThread Avatar
    Judy@NewEnglandGardenAndThread

    I really like the Cypress tree ice coating, and I’m wondering if you will receive Amazon packages quicker being that close. :-) Getting Amazon shipments at home is somewhat of a challenge, but getting mail of any kind here in SC is like you are shipping to an island that is only accessible by swimming and dragging the mail in a raft behind you. Oh well, I can remember before Amazon which is hard to fathom these days. Happy Wednesday.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      We don’t use Amazon a lot, but we get deliveries fairly quickly. I’m not sure how their fulfillment process works. I buy mostly books from Amazon and I don’t think they keep them in stock. I’m more worried about the traffic. There used to be three traffic lights between me and Target – now there will be six. Fortunately, we can go around the back way.

      Happy Wednesday – I hope your package arrives soon.

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  8. Frank Hubeny Avatar
    Frank Hubeny

    Good quote from your father.

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    1. bikerchick57 Avatar
      bikerchick57

      Ha! My mom would have never let our bedrooms get that bad before making us clean it up. I learned good housekeeping habits from her, but I will never ever get on my hands and knees again with a bucket of soapy water, a rag and a paring knife to clean linoleum floors. It’s Swiffer forever!

      Have a good Wednesday, Dan!

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      1. Dan Antion Avatar
        Dan Antion

        I wish I had learned better housekeeping habits as a child. Not on my knees stuff, but better.

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    2. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I’m glad you like it, Frank.

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  9. GP Avatar
    GP

    I love that outhouse remark. My father used to say, it was a good thing he had guerrilla war training so he could navigate through my room.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Haha – that would have come in handy with my room.

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  10. quiall Avatar
    quiall

    Frozen in time… Foot prints in the mud… Oh hell… May I use your photograph? Love the rest of them too!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      You certainly may, Pam.

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  11. lois Avatar
    lois

    Farmland gone–that is such a shame. There is one piece of property downtown that is built up all around it. We keep thinking the owners must be holding out for a fortune! I’m surprised the city hasn’t found a way to take it over, though.
    The cypress covered in ice is such a pretty photo, Dan. And the glowing squirrel–I love it!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Don’t be fooled by Smokey’s halo-effect, Lois. He’s just playing me to get a peanut.

      I’m going to miss these farms, and the quiet ride I used to have to the bar on Saturday. These guys have some prime real estate, next to the highway on-ramp and within 2 miles of the airport.

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  12. Ally Bean Avatar
    Ally Bean

    Love it. [The one-liner not the warehouse.]. My room was described as “having been hit by a tornado” as if that was a bad thing!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Hahaha – someone above heard that expression, too. I guess parents all suffer the same challenges.

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  13. Maggie Avatar
    Maggie

    I had to laugh because I translated your one liner in my head in my father’s voice! Those Amazon facilities are huge, aren’t they?

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I can still hear him, and the more colorful language he would have used. They made an impression on us, that’s for sure.

      This warehouse is the biggest dull box I’ve ever seen, Maggie.

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      1. Maggie Avatar
        Maggie

        They built one near where we lived in Florida. It was such an eyesore.

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  14. Murphy’s Law Avatar
    Murphy’s Law

    Yep! I heard your dad’s version of the one-liner many times! Today I embrace “a place for everything and everything in its place.” Go figure.

    Vanishing farm land. So sad.

    Love the glowing black squirrel and the frozen cypress. Those frozen muddy footprints speak of a path well traveled!

    Have a great Wednesday despite the low temperature. Thursday into Friday perhaps not so nice!
    Ginger

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Haha – I figured I wasn’t alone. I’m still a bit of a nightmare when it comes to keeping things clean, but better than back then.

      Maddie missed her walk today due to freezing rain. Not sure what the near future holds, but it doesn’t look good, Ginger.

      Smokey was working that halo-effect to con me out of some peanuts. He has to keep that fur fluffed.

      Hang in there for a few days – stay warm and dry.

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  15. Gwen M. Plano Avatar
    Gwen M. Plano

    Your reflection photos are extraordinary, Dan. Our temps are much like yours, and I long for the sun. When it does shine, I’m out walking the area. Precious minutes for sure! Have a marvelous day, hopefully with sunshine.🌞

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Gwen. We have freezing rain to start this day. It’s supposed to get a little warmer, then who knows what’s coming. It’s winter, we’ll take what we get (but I’m glad I’m retired).

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  16. Steven Weissman Avatar
    Steven Weissman

    I was permitted one pile of papers on the edge of my desk. Didn’t matter how tall it got as long as it was only one pile!

    Sadly, perhaps, I use a modified version of this today (modified = more piles). But the underlying principle is the same: oldest stuff is at the bottom!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Hahaha – and you make your living telling people how to organize their stuff :-)

      I’m glad to hear that you use the pile method, Steve. Mu guess is you’re pretty good at stacking them high.

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  17. John Hric Avatar
    John Hric

    It is one of those mornings when I can watch the screens paint. Or pause and get ready to paint. Are those binary bumps ? Or something more in line with the outhouse ? The other question is how long will it take for the ice rink to freeze ? Until it does it will make one heck of a reflecting pool ! Unless an outhouse gets blown in. Preferably an unoccupied one. Is Toto in there too Dorothy ?

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      It’s hard to tell, John. We have some serious cold on the way this weekend, but they pour a lot of water in there. I so hope to get a few pictures. No sign of Toto or Dorothy but those footprints did include a little dog.

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  18. Dan Hen Avatar
    Dan Hen

    My mother used to say that no one would ever rob our house because they’d think it had already been ransacked .

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Haha – that was clever.

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  19. John W. Howell Avatar
    John W. Howell

    Great photos, Dan. I don’t remember being asked to clean my room since I liked everything put away. I remember a friend’s dad telling him that his room was a pigsty. I have to say it was a bit of a mess. Great one-liner.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      And all this time I thought that trait was the Producer’s influence.

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      1. John W. Howell Avatar
        John W. Howell

        Hahaha. No. 😁

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  20. C.E.Robinson Avatar
    C.E.Robinson

    Dan, you are the master of A Way With Words. Love your commentary under the photos. Partial to the sun photos, but look forward to seeing Maddie, MuMu, and yard critters. Mom used to say, Clean up your room, it looks like a pig sty.” We had an outhouse too (unused) back in the 40s, but also pigs. 📚🎶 Christine

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Haha. If you had pigs, her meaning must have been very clear. Thanks for the nice words, Christine.

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  21. capost2k Avatar
    capost2k

    In Kentucky, Buford and Bubba decided to have some fun for 10 year olds on Halloween. They went around tipping over outhouses.
    The next day, Bubba’s daddy pulled him out of bed by the collar and asked, “Were you and that Buford tipping over outhouses last night!?”
    Quickly remembering his school learnin’ Bubba remembered how George Washington confessed to cutting down a cherry tree and was not punished because he was so honest. “Yes, Daddy, we was tipping outhouses last night.”
    Daddy grabbed a hickory switch and started whalin’ the tar out of Bubba’s behind!
    “But Daddy,” Bubba objected, George Washington told the truth about cuttin’ down a cherry tree and his daddy didn’t whump him!”
    “Yeah,” Daddy replied, “but I bet George’s Daddy wasn’t IN the cherry tree!” 😂

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Ha! That’s good. Thanks.

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  22. Rebecca Budd Avatar
    Rebecca Budd

    YIKES!! Amazon is building a ginormous warehouse 2.2 million square feet! Keep me posted!!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I need to get some updated pictures.

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  23. Jennie Avatar
    Jennie

    Your father’s saying cracked me up. Never heard it before. I cannot fathom a building that size! And Dan, your reflection photo is incredible. This is your second one that blew me away. Wow!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I’m trying to figure out where to get the best views of that structure. It’s set back from the road a good distance, and they closed the only street that let you get a good view. I might have to take it from the shoulder of the highway.

      I love reflections. I’m glad others enjoy them.

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      1. Jennie Avatar
        Jennie

        I know what you mean. It makes you wish you had a drone. Keep those reflections coming!

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  24. sustainabilitea Avatar
    sustainabilitea

    My dad grew up on the farm and told stories about how they used to tip over outhouses for fun. 😳😁. Not all the time but sometimes.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Haha – I guess kids would see that as funny,

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      1. sustainabilitea Avatar
        sustainabilitea

        Not my idea of humor but… Wouldn’t want to be inside when they pulled that prank!!!

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        1. Dan Antion Avatar
          Dan Antion

          Yikes, no.

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  25. hilarymb Avatar
    hilarymb

    Oh yugh! re the mud! Boys will be boys … but can feel that weather – just so happy we’ve had a bit of sun this week … a good start to the new year. Ice-skating rink … how long will it be there … til the end of Feb?

    Amazon … enough said – sadly they’re ubiquitous now …cheers Hilary

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      The skating rink will last into March, but there will be plenty of days when the ice won’t be strong enough for skating. This is Amazon’s 4th warehouse within a 10-mile radius. So much cargo coming and going at the airport and this one is on the highway.

      Boy in our house were boys, including our father. Mom never had a chance.

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  26. marianallen Avatar
    marianallen

    Charlie always said, “The house looks like a pig sty!” Usually if there was a stack of my papers and such on the corner of the kitchen counter. Not if the whole house was cluttered with HIS things. lol

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I understand ;-)

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  27. robertawrites235681907 Avatar
    robertawrites235681907

    The farmhouse my mom grew up in had an outhouse but it did have a flushing toilet so they were lucky. That is a mighty big warehouse, it seem that cyber stores are looking to close down all the physical shopping outlets.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      This building dwarfs any warehouse I’ve ever seen. They just keep building them. There are several Amazon warehouses within a 10-mile radius of the airport.

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      1. robertawrites235681907 Avatar
        robertawrites235681907

        It’s a little frightening as it means more corporate domination.

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  28. niasunset Avatar
    niasunset

    we have an expression like that, too. How nice. Beauiful photographs, especially reflections… Thank you, Love, nia

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I guess it’s universal

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  29. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    “A tipped over outhouse”! Love it. Will have to remember that one. 😁

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I’m glad you like it. I heard it often.

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