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Oops – #1LinerWeds

Dan Antion
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Last week, I was bringing some items in from a shopping trip. I took too many things out of the car, so I sat a few items on the step heading into our back porch. After carrying things in and closing the car, I headed inside. I noticed that my coffee to-go cup was still on the step.

My next two moves were a bit of a slapstick routine. I knocked the coffee off the step. Then, after bending over to pick up the cup I smacked my head on the bottom of the metal service box that holds the electric meter.

Once inside, I was inspected for lumps and blood. Finding neither, I got up to return to my day. That’s when it happened. My wife said,

“You should take it easy, maybe sit for a while.”

We should sit a while

Maddie perked up at the word “sit.”. She walked over and stuck her nose on her leash. Out we went.

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From foggy starts to brilliant skies
Ah spring
They’re starting to sprout, but it looks like someone is starting to nibble
I like finding drops
“Thanks buddy!”
Slow Joe Crow likes that high branch
That’s Snoopy. She flew off the birdhouse for this tree
One guy stayed behind
And we’re off!
We go from foggy mornings to bright sun
At the beginning of our walk the flag was shrouded in fog
By the time we were done walking, the sun was burning off
The park is getting green
Sunny day in the park
Someone is happy things are getting green
While the bunny wasn’t looking, this sprouted

91 responses to “Oops – #1LinerWeds”

  1. Judy@NewEnglandGardenAndThread Avatar
    Judy@NewEnglandGardenAndThread

    It looks like spring has sprung in your neck of the woods. :-) If you ever decide to write a book, I’ve got a title for you – A Man and His Dog, and the photo with the shadow would be perfect. :-)

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      It might end up being a long series of the same story. We have a comfortable routine, and we both enjoy it.

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  2. rajkkhoja Avatar
    rajkkhoja

    Wonderful all photos. It’s beautiful spring.

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    1. rajkkhoja Avatar
      rajkkhoja

      Thanks!

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    2. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks!

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  3. hilarymb Avatar
    hilarymb

    Hi Dan – just glad all is well … head bashing needs care and attention – the Editor was right. Yes – Spring is definitely well on its way, but a sting in the tail is possible. Your Hyacinth is a bit leggy after its fast sprout – bet Maddie was happy at being out and about … lovely photos – cheers Hilary

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Hilary. The Hyacinth has also been nibbled to the ground twice by bunnies. I think at this point, we’ll give it an A for effort and accept whatever form it takes. I’m forever smacking my head on something. Thankfully, this wasn’t a hard hit, and I was wearing a ball cap, which helped me not get cut.

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  4. Oddment Avatar
    Oddment

    You had me at “slapstick.” But yowch. Maddie apparently thinks that a walk is as good as an icepack. The photos are very encouraging; signs of spring do give us hope. I particularly like that first photo, with the bare trees against that bright sky. Even the clouds look springy. And those trees won’t be bare for long. There are signs of leaves here, and they are most welcome!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      That’s exactly why I like seeing the clouds through the trees, they won’t be visible for long. Maddie thinks a walk or a good sit will cure what ails you. I’m glad I could make you smile, even if it was at my expense.

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  5. Master of Something Yet Avatar
    Master of Something Yet

    Sit awhile sounded like good advice. It’s good to see the weather is improving for you.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks – it was helpful. Sitting in the sun, even for a few minutes feels good.

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  6. Murphy’s Law Avatar
    Murphy’s Law

    The Editor gets points for a great one-liner. She knows you sooo well!

    The before fog and after fog photos of Old Glory are terrific.

    Love the ‘Shadow Knows’ shot of you and Maddie. And the capture of the bird in flight.

    Spring is certainly announcing its arrival in your neck of the woods. You’re ahead of us, but it’s something to look forward to.

    Ummmm, suggestion: next time bring the to-go cup inside on the first trip!
    Ginger

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      “The first trip” – that’s the problem, Ginger. I am forever trying to get everything in on one trip.

      Spring is forcing its way in the door, but winter is giving it a good fight. It was 26 this morning when I left at 6:15 to get my haircut. I love seeing our shadows stretch out in front. Maddie says “it’s OK if you cut your head off, but make sure they can see me.”

      I hope you’re up and over the hump of a good week.

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  7. Frank @ Beach Walk Reflections Avatar
    Frank @ Beach Walk Reflections

    That’s a tough series of events … but cheers to Maddie for coming to the rescue. Water drop pic my fav!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Frank. I keep trying to get a picture of Maddie in the water drop. I had one once, but that was years ago.

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  8. GP Avatar
    GP

    Getting older sure keeps us guessing as to what will happen next, eh?

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Things sure can change direction quickly, GP. All of a sudden, up is down.

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      1. GP Avatar
        GP

        Isn’t THAT the truth!! My mother tried to tell me, but would I listen? Noooooo……..

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  9. Prior... Avatar
    Prior…

    Glad all Was well and no major concussion – also – we humans do need to “sit” at times too!
    Lovely photos today

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      We do. It as good advice – thanks.

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        Prior…

        😊

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  10. Rivergirl Avatar
    Rivergirl

    Bunny nibbles! As much as I’d like to see rabbits here, I have enough trouble gardening with the woodchucks.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I don’t mind them nibbling on grown plants. It’s when they nibble the first shoots back down the ground that bothers me. I try to explain that, if they let them grow, there will be enough for all of us.

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      1. Rivergirl Avatar
        Rivergirl

        And yet they never listen.

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  11. Gwen M. Plano Avatar
    Gwen M. Plano

    Sounds like wise words, Dan. Take care of yourself, you’ll need the extra energy. Spring brings blossoms but also a lot of trimming, raking, and other work as well. 😊

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Winter clean-up is right around the bend, Gwen. At least initially, it will feel god to be pulling a rake instead of pushing a shovel.

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  12. lois Avatar
    lois

    I might have laughed a little at your slapstick routine. The Editor is a great straight (wo)man.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I would expect nothing less, Lois ;-)

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  13. circadianreflections Avatar
    circadianreflections

    We both nursed injuries this past week. I’m glad yours wasn’t bleeding or a concussion!
    Spring is popping up fast there. Our grass isn’t anywhere close to being that green yet, and our tree won’t be showing signs of new leaves for another month.

    The little white flowers are lovely!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Deborah. I think you had the more severe injury. I do hope that all heals quickly.

      The hyacinth is working hard to bloom. The bunny keeps nibbling on it. At least we got to see blossoms.

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      1. circadianreflections Avatar
        circadianreflections

        Thank you, Dan! I’m glad you got to see the blooms and snapped a photo so you’ll have them always. 😀

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  14. House of Heart Avatar
    House of Heart

    Quite a morning of mishaps. It’s always wise to sit for awhile. Maddie knows that. Love the bunny. Have a wonderful day Dan.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Holly. Maddie is always willing to help me sit, or eat, or go for a walk. Such a supportive pup.

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      1. House of Heart Avatar
        House of Heart

        Lol! Smart Maddie!

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  15. Frank Hubeny Avatar
    Frank Hubeny

    This must be a regular routine. Maddie knows the word “sit”. I liked those drops of water hanging from the twig.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      “Sit” means go out to the outside deck of my workshop and sit with Maddie for however long she feels like napping. She took over that space when it was still covered with temporary plywood. It’s been her “porch” ever since. I love it when I get clear shots of those water drops.

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  16. Kim Smyth Avatar
    Kim Smyth

    Glad you’re ok, thanks for the giggle at your poor expense this morning just picturing the slapstick moment. Sorry, I didn’t mean to laugh. Probably about as funny as the day I walked to my mailbox a few years ago, turning my ankle in the process, and fell right on my butt on the sidewalk. Scared someone saw me, I was up and in the house in a heartbeat!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I know those “did anyone see that?” moments, Kim. As I get older, and doctors ask if I’m a fall risk, I feel like saying “I’ve always been a fall risk!” but I guess that won’t help my case. I’ve come close to turning my ankle stepping off the edge of the sidewalk while walking Maddie. I hope I can pay better attention and avoid that. You too!

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      1. Kim Smyth Avatar
        Kim Smyth

        Thanks, Dan. It’s nice we can commiserate together. 😉 We all surely experience a clumsy moment or two.

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  17. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    You may call it slapstick but I call it my life. If I tried to count the number of times I’ve had a cascade of ridiculous events…😂

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      They do seem to come in sequence, don’t they?

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  18. John Hric Avatar
    John Hric

    There has got to be a better way to get Maddie out for a sit. Glad there were no serious bumps or cuts. As for the tulips some days it is not easy being a harbinger of spring. Good dew drops on that branch. Happy hump day Dan.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks John. I planted a total of 18 mixed bulbs in the fall. I put them in five places. Three of them almost never get sunshine, and one is right in front of where the bunnies enter and exit under my shop. These are the only ones that get a lot of sun and have a little protection. I’m not much of a gardener, but if I get some results, I’ll try again in the fall.

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  19. dweezer19 Avatar
    dweezer19

    Oh Dan, how familiar this sounds.When it happens to one of us, all I can do is laugh and ride it out. I’m glad there were no serious injuries. Sitting for awhile is a very good thing. Maddie’s pretty smart that way. 😉 Ilove all your ‘Springing’ images. The one has such pretty sun flates in it! ❤️

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Cheryl. We do tend to shrug these off, especially after realizing that nothing is bleeding. Sitting did help. Maddie was happy to assist.

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      1. dweezer19 Avatar
        dweezer19

        Thank goodness.

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  20. John W. Howell Avatar
    John W. Howell

    Great look of spring, Dan. Like those fog shots. The flag was especially dramatic. Glad you didn’t get seriously hurt. Sitting is a good way to recover.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I’m glad you liked the flag shots, John. I had to include both, it was particularly moving when we came back around. Sitting always helps.

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      1. John W. Howell Avatar
        John W. Howell

        I’ll bet it was moving. 😁

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        1. Dan Antion Avatar
          Dan Antion

          It was!

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  21. quiall Avatar
    quiall

    hahaha Sorry for your mishap but are speaking Maddie’s language. And I absolutely love your atmospheric pictures.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Pam. I wouldn’t share it if I didn’t want people to enjoy it.

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  22. bikerchick57 Avatar
    bikerchick57

    Lol, that sounds like something I would do, Dan. Glad you’re okay and since it’s a rainy, crappy day here, no one has to tell me to sit. I’ll get up when Gibbs tells me it’s time.

    Happy Wednesday!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      I think you can count on Gibbs. It looks like you’re sending that rain here for us to enjoy. Tomorrow and Friday will be wet.

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  23. Steve Weissman Avatar
    Steve Weissman

    Your photos are wonderful, as they always are. But I just have to ask: how is it you’ve got a bird named Snoopy when everyone knows the bird in Peanuts is named Woodstock? Asking for a friend … :-)

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Haha – thanks Steve. We call her Snoopy because she sits on top of her birdhouse more often than she sits in it. We bought a birdhouse “designed” for bluebirds. The guy that sold it said “Wrens and chickadees don’t like it because it’s deep inside.” Sounded good. She flew back and forth to Nest Depot and filled the house up to the point that it’s no longer “deep.” So far, she’s been here three seasons and has successfully raised 3-5 kids. Maybe one of them can be Woodstock.

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  24. Jan Sikes Avatar
    Jan Sikes

    What a morning! Thank goodness the bump on the head wasn’t worse. Love the photos. It’s great to see spring making an appearance everywhere!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Jan. We are enjoying the signs of spring.

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  25. sustainabilitea Avatar
    sustainabilitea

    Drat and ouch! It looks like you did get some sitting in but that walk probably was better for you and I imagine both you and Maddie enjoyed it. You had some real fog there for a bit, didn’t you? We used to get some foggy days back in Illinois but as you can well imagine, they don’t happen often here. :-) I hope your Wednesday is less traumatic. :-)

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Janet. Wednesday has been good. This has been a very foggy spring. I like walking in the fog, but we’ve both had to drive in it, and that’s not as much fun.

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  26. J-Dub Avatar
    J-Dub

    Glad there were no lumps or blood. Beautiful pictures in the gallery. The sprout is very interesting.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Yeah, I don’t deal well with blood, so that always becomes a more involved episode than it should. I planted mixed bulbs, so I’ll take whatever comes up.

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  27. Manja Maksimovič Avatar
    Manja Maksimovič

    This cracked me up. :D Very good. Listen to Maddie and the Editor. I love the shadow photo and that one with five mysterious fuchsia flashes.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Thanks Manja. I wouldn’t share it if I was afraid people would laugh. The photo with the color flares is the source of all the pine cones. I’m fascinated by this tree.

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  28. Teagan Riordain Geneviene Avatar
    Teagan Riordain Geneviene

    Applesauce, Dan. I was afraid this was going to be another story about “foamy pink stuff” (blood) and a visit to the ER. Glad you’re okay. Happy spring. Hugs.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Haha – no pink stuff this time, Teagan. I managed to stay upright (once I got up) and then rested comfortably in the sun with Maddie. Hugs!

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  29. JT Twissel Avatar
    JT Twissel

    Ouch! I’m always banging my head.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      It’s annoying, isn’t it?

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  30. Ally Bean Avatar
    Ally Bean

    Your wife is a wise woman. Your dog know what’s what too. You? Well, you might be a work in process. Take care

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Hahaha – I am a work in progress, Ally, but I think I have potential.

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  31. John Holton Avatar
    John Holton

    And how did Miss Maddie enjoy her walk?

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Miss Maddie likes her walk, unless we run into other dogs, or people, or Public Works employees working in “her” park, or, well, you get the picture.

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      1. John Holton Avatar
        John Holton

        In short, people in her park…

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        1. Dan Antion Avatar
          Dan Antion

          True

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  32. Dan Hen Avatar
    Dan Hen

    Those awkward moments happen to the best of us , Dan ; but make sure it’s not all the time .

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Sound advice, Dan.

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  33. G. J. Jolly Avatar
    G. J. Jolly

    Oh, you poor man. Were you feeling tired that day before or during the shopping adventure? Just trying to guess at the cause of the mishap.

    Spring is on its way where you live. I have yet to see any flowers down south here yet.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Not particularly tired. I tend to smack my head more than I care to admit. Thanks!

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  34. robertawrites235681907 Avatar
    robertawrites235681907

    Hi Dan, this does sound like an unlucky sequence of events. I am glad you weren’t hurt.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      The worst part is realizing that I’ve done that before 🙁. – you would think that I would learn.

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  35. Janis @ RetirementallyChallenged.com Avatar
    Janis @ RetirementallyChallenged.com

    Times like that, I’m happy my life isn’t being filmed. At least Maddie got a walk out of it.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Haha – yes, these are the moments you don’t want anybody posting online

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  36. Jennie Avatar
    Jennie

    Oh, no! It really does sound like a slapstick comedy routine. I’m glad you were okay. This is how I go through most days. The kids at school are all too aware of my bumps and spills. Your foggy photos are pretty!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      It’s not like we aim our heads for these things ;-)

      I’m glad you like the fog photos.

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      1. Jennie Avatar
        Jennie

        I know exactly what you mean! Best to you, Dan.

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  37. marianallen Avatar
    marianallen

    My favorite picture today is the one that’s almost entirely gray. That’s beautiful!

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      The one with the flag buried in behind the fog? I do like that. Thanks.

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  38. jessicasblog45 Avatar
    jessicasblog45

    Yeah, sitting is best for hitting your head. A couple of months ago my mother had spilled her drink and I was helping her and somehow a small mirror frame had come off the wall. I didn’t actually see it fall because I was busy cleaning up her mess. She said the mirror frame fall on head and it hurt. She violently threw the mirror frame and a cross into another room and fussed about how my uncle had them on the wall. Then she sat on the couch. The next day she asked about the mirror frame and I told her what happened. She says she doesn’t remember yelling and throwing it.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      That would hurt. I wouldn’t want to throw it, but…

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  39. Paul Avatar
    Paul

    Ouch! Glad it wasn’t worse. Definitely time to sit.

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    1. Dan Antion Avatar
      Dan Antion

      Yes – sitting was a good idea.

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