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One of the features I like about my car is that is supports Apple Car Play. Among other things, that means I can send and receive text messages without fumbling with my phone, putting myself in danger and breaking the law here in Connecticut. Incoming messages are read to me and my replies are processed from speech to text…sort of.

Last week, I was in a group text with our daughter Faith and my brother. I was trying to tell them I was on my way to the eye doctor, Siri, Apple’s virtual assistant kept turning ‘eye doctor’ into ‘a doctor.’ I didn’t want them to worry. Eye doctor suggests routine checkup. A doctor, suggests who knows what.

I tried speaking more clearly. I tried speaking louder. Siri never got the message right, but she switched to ALL CAPS as I was speaking louder. I couldn’t choose between these two responses as my one-liner:

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s fun weekly series One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner, or if you would like to join in on the fun, you can follow this link to participate and to see the one-liners from the other participants.

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All five of my current books are now available in audio book form thanks to Amazon KDP’s Virtual Voice process. The voice is AI generated, but I can honestly say, it’s pretty darn good. The audio books are reasonably priced (all below $7 US) and, if you already own the Kindle version and want to add an audio version, you can do that for $1.99. There is a five-minute sample on the book page for each book. If you’re interested, click on any of the Dreamer’s Alliance book links below the image or on the link below for my latest book.

Bridge to Nowhere

68 responses to “Hello Siri — #1LinerWeds”

  1. Even when it’s late and I’m tired– I must read your post. Your photos are just comforting. Especially that one of the bakery case! Oh MY WORD! LOL Danger, Will Robinson! LOL

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    1. I stopped in yesterday to pick up a few cookies that my wife likes. I was amazed!

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  2. That virtual assistant sounds suspiciously human. The bakery is gorgeous — I’ll take one of each, please!

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    1. I agree. Siri displays annoying human qualities from time to time. I need to avoid this bakery (or give into temptation).

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  3. Hi Dan – yes … so frustrating – in my case not in the car … having to stop and read what I know I typed to check! So much for proving itself is artificial! Love the cakes … very sore tummy after spending a lot in there, then perhaps Master and Miss Black Grey are about to set up home …. while I hope that eye doc visit went off without a hitch and all is well … cheers Hilary

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    1. Often, I don’t see the error until after I send the text, Hilary. I don’t think the eye doctor can fix that. I do get new glasses today. A slight change, in the right direction.

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  4. I’ve never used Siri, and that was a choice I made. I have enough trouble with spell check and their ‘help’ changing words. That bakery looks amazing. I think I would have needed a ‘large’ to-go-box.

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    1. I only ever use Siri in the car, or when walking, and only when I am responding to family. Normally, I try to avoid my phone while in motion. It’s a good thing the bakery doesn’t have shopping carts.

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  5. Both one liners have me laughing so a double thank you for that!

    OMG! That bakery. There should be one just like it in every single neighborhood, especially mine! 🤗

    Smokey and Rustina are definitely an item.

    Yep, that leaf shadow definitely looks like an elephant.

    Storms will never keep Old Glory down. She looks mighty perky in the sunshine.

    Happy Hump Day. Hope your eye exam or doctors appointment went well! However, the eye exam is worrisome since it involved a ROUTING!🙄🤪😵‍💫
    Ginger

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    1. Ack! Normally, I leave typos in place once someone points them out, Ginger, but this time I had to correct that. Thank you. That’s what I get for periodically including woodworking on this blog.

      That bakery could drive me to the poor house. There are so many things in there I want to buy or try.

      Smokey and Rustina are frequently seen together. It will be interesting to see what color combinations we find running around the yard in the spring. We have seen black squirrels with rusty bellies before, so…

      I hope you have a great rest of the week.

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  6. Ah, technology. Making us laugh even when we don’t want to.
    Nice to see Smokey has a new friend.

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    1. I think Siri’s entire purpose in life is to make me laugh or others laugh at me.

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  7. I have enough trouble getting what I want from my TV remote by talking into it, I can’t imagine trying to correct Siri.

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    1. I turned that feature off on my TV, GP. That would not lead to any good results.

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      1. hahaha, I get some pretty weird suggestions for movies I never heard of!!

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  8. Same as it ever was with assistants! Great story

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  9. Siri never seems to get things right. She and I are not on speaking terms right now. I think she is jealous of Alexia. Terrific photos Dan, I’m amazed at the leaf drop so soon. But I guess it is time.

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    1. Siri has no competition here, John. Alexa is not welcome. Siri only sees duty in my car, and if that’s her audition, she’s not getting promoted. I guess 48 ours of high wind and wind-driven rain took a toll on those leaves. We had a light cover of snow on the ground today.

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  10. That’s hilarious, Dan. I never use Siri. WellI did for a minute after the woman who voiced Siri started following me on Twitter. I got over it. Lol. I think I WOULD spend lots of money in that pastry case. Yeah this time of year the Toblerone/Babka/Pannetone Parade pushes onward! It always makes me sad to see the trees losing their leaves. I know they’ll be back but still…

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    1. I only started visiting this bakery on a regular basis this year. They have pignoli cookies
      (that my wife loves) and they are next to the place where my buddy and I have breakfast. I only use Siri in the car, and I try not to text a lot. Siri is not welcome inside.

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      1. I have seen recipes for them but never had pignoli cookies. They sound good!

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        1. My wife used to make them – pine nuts and almond paste. They are expensive (a little over $2 per cookie) so it’s a good thing I don’t like them. I get breakfast, she gets cookies.

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          1. Sounds like a win-win.

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  11. My husband jokes that when I say, “let’s drive to insert town name it means they have a bakery I want to visit.
    Siri–that’s so funny. I think it’s more fun when she doesn’t get things right than when she does.

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    1. Well, if you ever drive to Hartford, a stop at Mozzicato Depasquale Bakery is required. Bring your best credit card ;-)

      Siri makes driving safer, but definitely funnier.

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      1. I Googled this bakery. Oh my gosh–memories of my Italian grandmother making so many of these cookies at Christmas time. Best credit card is at the ready…

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        1. Everything they make is excellent

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  12. How funny!

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    1. Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed this.

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  13. My Android phone has a Siri-wannabe called Bixby. She’d never pass the Turing test.

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    1. Do you call here Bill? Sorry. Yeah, Siri isn’t rockin’ the charts on that test.

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  14. Aye doctor – I’m giving her all I got she cannae take no more. Siri obviously thought you were trying to drive at warp 11. The proper response is ” I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer !” Never repeat never talk Scottish to a computer…

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    1. Haha – it’s funny, John. I do use the Siri with the English accent. She’s more responsive than the standard voice. I don’t know why, but when the default voice would ask, “what do you want to say?” there was a 2-4 second lag before she was ready to listen. The English voice is ready immediately. I’m not sure there’s a Sottish voice. It may only be available when I’m going to a bar.

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      1. English an Scott’s accent go to a router on the Isle of Wright. They are upgrading to a lunar link satellite and the delay will only be a wee bit longer but much more scenic…

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  15. Love your one-liner, Dan. 😄 And your photo collage is beautiful. Have a great day!

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    1. I’m glad you enjoyed this, Gwen.

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  16. Dan, I laughed out loud. But only because I can relate. I’ve resorted to shouting at my Echo Spot (Alexa thingy) more than once. Hugs on the wing.

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    1. I didn’t know she pays attention to when you’re yelling.

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  17. I wonder what your Seri would of made of the word Optician. That’s what we call an Eye Doctor.
    Our Alexa and the Google assistant on our Android phones are always arguing with us. Lovely photos I think the leaf could easily be an elephant or anteater but it could equally be a crab!💜💜

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    1. I could have used that word here as well. But I wish it would just write what I said.

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  18. I wonder what would have happened if you’d said “optometrist” – she probably would have translated to “octopus” – then your family would have been really worried!

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  19. I laughed out loud at your AI debacle, Dan. They don’t always understand our lingo. :) Great photos!

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    1. Thanks Jan. As long as we can laugh, all is not lost.

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  20. Ha ha Ha! That made me laugh! At least she didn’t write witch doctor. A couple of those leaves look like they’re being transported by teeny tiny creatures. Love it.

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    1. I laughed when I realized she used all caps. I love the shadows these leaves cast.

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  21. Dan, the Siri group text story…lol. I can absolutely identify with computers that don’t do what they’re told. Wanted to also let you know I bought your two books today on Amazon (paperbacks) and am looking forward to reading them when they arrive.

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    1. The speech-to-text is great for when you cant/shouldn’t use the phone as a handheld device. But Siri makes more mistakes that I do.

      Thank you very much for your purchase. Wow! I hope you enjoy them.

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  22. Haha! I was in a Zoom class today that had closed captioning of the instructor’s presentation. At one point, someone asked a question to which the instructor responded, “That is an astute question”. The closed captioning translated that to “That is a stupid question.”

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    1. Haha – that’s funny. I can see him trying to explain that.

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  23. Haha, this is so funny, Dan. I’ve never tried using Siri to respond to text messages. Actually, I don’t use Siri at all. I am so old fashioned.

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    1. I only ever use Siri in the car, and occasionally while walking. Otherwise, I avoid texting while doing things.

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      1. I text while waiting in queues. It passes the time quickly.

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  24. I was amazed at some of the long text messages a friend of mine recently sent me, knowing his typing skills were awful, until I realized he just spoke the message into the phone and it converted it to text. As an old dog I haven’t learned that trick that.

    Interesting that talking louder generates all caps.

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    1. I almost only ever use that feature while driving, and only with texts to family. I like being able to pay attention wen I drive (so I can avoid all the people who don’t).

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  25. This is too funny. I have a friend who regularly speaks her messages. For the longest time, I thought all the misspelled words were a bad case of fat fingers.

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    1. Haha – nope, I’ll blame Siri.

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  26. LOL!! Both responses are excellent. I’m glad you shared both. Oh, I love Panettone!! I need to see if my market has them in yet.

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    1. It’s that time of year! I couldn’t believe how many the lay in stock. There were more on a shelf in the back.

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      1. I’m going to head up to the store later and see if we have any. I love a slice with my morning tea this time of year.

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        1. That would be a good combination.

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  27. Haha! I’d have been saying “eyeball doctor” just to get the point across.

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    1. That would have worked better.

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