On Saturday, I tried to share a slideshow of the in-progress pictures from the ramp railing upgrade. WordPress refused to let me share that. I’m going to try again today. If you don’t see a slideshow at the end of this post, you’ll know that I failed.

I will begin with Cee’s Fun Foto Challenge which is Any type of light fixture.

First a few words about that railing upgrade. If this project doesn’t interest you, feel free to skip to the first gallery. The ramp is supported by four 16′ (4.9m) 2×10″ stringers. They are attached to the side of the porch at the top, and to a concrete abutment–slightly below grade–at the lower end. At the time that we built the ramp, we weren’t planning on installing a railing system. The porch is only 16″(41cm) above grade, so the Building Code does not require a railing.

When we decided to add the railing, the porch and ramp were already covered in Trex (a composite decking material). Trex is somewhat tricky to install, and almost impossible to removed. The brackets that came with the railing have a metal plate that needed to be anchored in its four corners. On the upper and lower post, all four bolts went into solid wood. On the middle two posts, two bolts were secured into one of the stringers. The other two were secured with something analogous to a hollow-wall anchor, but one designed for vertical installations. Those were wildly ineffective.

We didn’t like the railing on the ramp. It was pretty, but not strong enough to support a handrail that someone in a wheelchair might be using to pull themselves up the ramp. Since that person may someday be me or my wife, we wanted better. With the ramp installed and partially buried in the ground, securing it was not easy.

I devised two methods for inserting bolts from underneath. One was an old technique used by mechanics to fish bolts through the frame of cars (back when cars had frames). A similarly sized spring is wound around the threads of the bolt and connected to a wire fished down through the hole. The wire is pulled and the bolt follows. This worked on the upper of the two posts.

The lower post was too far beneath the surface to fish a wire under. So, I drilled an access hole under the plate and wiggled the bolts in by hand. The handrail has been installed and is sturdy.

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84 responses to “Lights, Camera, DIY – CFFC”

  1. Hi Dan, you are wise to plan for your old age and make sure you have the things you may well need. My parents generation did not do this well.

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    1. When we were building the porch, Robbie it only made sense to include a ramp. We’ve needed it a few times, after minor injuries and once wheeling me out of here to an ambulance.

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  2. It’s frustrating trying to look at the photos on my iPad because I can’t see the captions. I like that first shot on the left and what I think is a train station as well as the blowing snow at night. Hello to you on Monday when I’m still on Sunday. 😉

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    1. I’m sorry about the captions, Janet. I think this is the biggest problem WordPress has, but they don’t seem interested in solving it. The first shot on the left is hanging over the island in my niece’s kitchen.

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  3. I always enjoy your photos. Its so great to find out how life looks like in other places 🍀

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    1. I’m glad you enjoy them, Bee.

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  4. Great lights, but I looked at the ramp DIY photos twice. Nice and safe. :-) If only we lived closer there are so many things I’d pick your brain about before starting. :-) Happy Monday. So far, we only have rain. 🤞

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    1. The rain has cleared here. We had fog until about 9:30 but that’s clearing, too. The handrail does seem sturdy this time.

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  5. Wow. What a testament to skill and tools! It looks to me as though that inspector couldn’t possibly find a single flaw; he appears to be impressed. And maybe hungry. The light fixtures are fun, and I especially like the candle in the lantern — is that at Sturbridge? I’m glad WordPress got generous and allowed all this.

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    1. Thanks Maureen. Yes, the lantern is at Sturbridge, We’ll be there later this week. The inspector gave us his approval, in exchange for a few peanuts. WordPress gave me all kinds of grief posting that slide show, but it did finally get there.

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      1. I’m glad you won. Those were good pictures. I’m also glad the inspector approved even though some might think a little bribery was involved. I loved that candle lantern, though I’m very glad I don’t have to depend on them.

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  6. Yay! I see a slideshow! Well done with the ramp handrail, but it seems you may have missed an opportunity to install a handy-for-some automatic peanut dispenser on one or other of the posts… :-)

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    1. Ha ha – we’ve talked about that, Ruth, but those guys would eat us out of our retirement income if we made it self-serve. Thanks!

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  7. A most professional job, well done you!
    Love that weirdo light in the kitchen.

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    1. Thanks. It’s surprising how good it feels to grab the handrail, especially in the winter.

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  8. Once again, you’ve done an excellent job. I’m surprised people don’t ask you to work for them on their own houses!
    I love that line, “back when cars had frames”.

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    1. People do ask, GP. But I’ve gotten good at saying no. It’s frustrating. I’ve offered to help friends, only to find out that they don’t even want to pay for the materials to do the job right. I never tried charging for my time, but I don’t want to be part of a half-a**’d job.

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  9. I’m glad to hear WP doesn’t only pick on me. waves good morning from a freezing rain /snow Ottawa

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    1. Toss us a snowball ;-) WordPress seems to be an equal opportunity frustrator

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      1. give an extra loud Canadian cheer for the Penguins at the next game.

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        1. Thanks! We need that.

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  10. The photos in the dark are VERY atmospheric, Dan!

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  11. Ginger Salvatore Avatar
    Ginger Salvatore

    Like all your projects Dan, the new handrails on the ramp were well thought out for years of use. And finished in time for bad weather! Take a bow!🤗

    Love the shot of your nieces kitchen lamp. Neat. All the lamps are interesting, but the one with the nest made me laugh….any port in a storm!

    What’s up with the hole in your lamp? Lol!

    I like seeing the snow in the light beam. Great shot.

    You more than adequately covered the prompt.

    Happy Monday. Happy week. Ginger

    Sent from my iPad

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    1. Thanks Ginger.

      Despite having the exact right-sized bulb in that lamp, it melted and became very brittle. I’m glad I never left it on overnight.

      The new handrail feels good. Having two gives us the option to use whichever hand is free.

      The broken lamp in the park that they built a nest in is so funny.

      I hope yo have a great week!

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  12. Great ramp and thanks for the finer details of your efforts on this project, Dan. The “inspector” seems pleased with your ramp as well! Awesome lamps!

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    1. Thanks Suzette – Don’t tell the authorities, but the inspector was paid off.

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      1. LOL!! Excellent. I am sure the pay off was delicious!

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  13. Love the variety of lamps! Nice job on the ramp, as well.

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    1. Thanks Dale. Hopefully that’s the last time I have to fix that rail. Working on the ground is getting harder and harder (well, getting back up).

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      1. I hope so too, for your sake!

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  14. That’s really beautiful work, Dan. I’m always impressed by your talent with that kind of thing. The squirrels seem to approve too! :D Hugs.

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    1. Thanks Teagan. The squirrel was bribed, but I’ll take his approval anyway.

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  15. The wire/spring/screw arrangement is genius, Dan. I sure wish you lived next door. Great photos too.

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    1. I remembered that trick from installing a trailer hitch on a 1967 Chevy Nova, John. It actually came with the spring and the wire. Now, if I could remember where I put my keys ;-)

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      1. Ha ha ha. Love it. Non forgotten obscure mechanic tricks.

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  16. Kudos on getting WP to cooperate and on showing how you did it. Well done all around!

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    1. It was a battle. I will be opening a support issue later today.

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  17. Dan, I think you know you saved yourself a s***load of money installing that railing yourself. Our house is old and certain things were out of code–like our front porch without a railing. We had the steps on one side of the front porch redone and then a railing added–for when we get old. 🤣 I’m glad I didn’t want anything fancy, but sheesh! Getting up to code is a racket!

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    1. It is, Lois, and it’s getting worse. I’m following a series on This Old House in MA, and they have to meet all kinds of new regulations for insulation that is driving the cost up in the extreme. Fortunately, CT isn’t as bad as MA, but we’re getting close.

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      1. The contractor who was doing work for us told us (that at ‘our age’ was how he put it), he wouldn’t do any other ‘code’ work. He said he’d just drop the asking price for the house a reasonable amount before he’d tackle any more projects. We are not looking to sell, but what he said made sense to me with all the time, $$, and chaos each project takes.

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        1. It’s why we aren’t building out the 2nd floor. We have to bring everything up to code given the percentage of space involved.

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  18. Okay, all the photos re wonderful, but I love the one shot beneath your niece’s globe lamp. ‘M glad your project is completed. Check! I still say you should add another segment to your blog devoted to your projects. Your detailed descriptives are so instructional. I’m sure there are many would-be home improvers out there who would love it. It could be a monthly thing. 🤷‍♀️

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    1. Thanks Cheryl. I’m just glad I got the handrail installed before snow fell on the ramp and someone was impaled on those poles. I appreciate the comment, but my blog is already pretty complicated.

      That lamp is really interesting. I hope your week is off to a good start.

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  19. A weatherman’s slight chance of snow made me chuckle. Just this morning, the forecast for the entire day was cloudy. The sun was pouring into our windows this morning. It was nice to see a defunct light serving as a safe harbor for the birdie(s). We trimmed back our holly bushes last month…oh look, a nest. I swear birds are better at construction than humans.

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    1. All of these animals have skills that make me jealous. Back in September, a birds next fell out of a tree that I walk by. It looked like it fell about 25′ It was fine. The homeowner put it back in the notch in the tree. I can’t think of anything I’ve ever built that would survive a fall from that height. The squirrels are also better about predicting the weather.

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  20. Neat pictures Dan. I looked for the slide show and then read through the comments to see if it should be there. I am using Win 11 and chrome. Then again I never expected to have to use “shift key” refresh to get chrome to show an updated webpage either. This is not a snap quiz. Happy Monday !

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    1. I don’t know what to expect anymore, John. I usually check to see if my post is visible in Chrome (I mainly use Firefox) but it took so long to get this loaded, I wanted to go to bed ;-)

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  21. You have some marvelous photos Dan. My favorite for the week it is outdoor light with the tall crane. They kind of mimic each other :D :D Good eye on that one :D

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    1. Thanks Cee! And thanks for the challenge.

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  22. The finished ramp is awesome, Dan. You did a great job. The lamp globe photo is fascinating!

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  23. Phipps Conservatory is awesome! And smart thinking to install a ramp before it is absolutely necessary. If you are thinking about a kitchen removed you might want to consider lowering the height of at least some counter tops for ease of access by a person in a wheelchair.

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    1. The Phipps Conservatory caught my eye, too!

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      1. I used that photo in the trailer for my latest book. It plays a funny role in the story.

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    2. That’s a good idea.

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  24. That train station looks very grand!

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    1. I love train stations 😊

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  25. I love the different perspectives of your shots. It really does make you stop and think. I like the slideshow. It is amazing how much work goes into building a ramp. People don’t realize when they see the final product. Well done.

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    1. Thanks Pam. We wanted a ramp that blended well with the house but was functional. Some look difficult or dangerous.

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  26. I like y9ur collection of lamps. Lamps, like doors, is a good topic.

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    1. I agree. I often try to include them.

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  27. The ramp looks great, Dan. It fits in with the home’s exterior perfectly. And great photos. I thought the lamp globe was some sort of fireworks! And my favorite photo is the one that the bunny helped you with. I like those dark winter scenes. :-D

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    1. Thanks Diana. We wanted a ramp that was easy to use, if we or someone needs it, but looks like it belongs. The bunny works pretty hard at night.

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      1. Ha. Does the bunny work out of state?

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  28. Love the slide show. I’m a very visual thinker, so when you described in your post how you installed the posts, I was struggling to visualize it and then I saw the slide show!! Perfect….I wasn’t too far off in my visualization!!

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    1. I’m glad you like it, Kirt. Some things are easier with an image

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  29. Great series of lamps! The ramp looks great! Snow already! We’ve only had a few light flurries down in the valley but, the mountains are beginning to look gorgeous.

    Have a great week, Dan!

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    1. Thanks Deborah, you too!

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  30. I like the array of lights–a good subject! (K)

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    1. Thanks Kerfe. Cee makes us search, but it’s fun.

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  31. Some gorgeous light fixtures, Dan! I know today’s post wasn’t focused on doors, but the wooden door set against the blue wall is so lovely.

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    1. I may have used that photo in a doors post, Damyanti. These are all from the archives.

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  32. The slideshow is working for me, Dan. So, it looks like it got fixed, which is good to hear.

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  33. I love the picture of that light globe!

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  34. You nailed this one, Dan. Great photos.

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