Today’s One-Liner is plain and simple. One would think, as the title suggests, that one wouldn’t have to think about this one.

Don’t Crowd the Plow!

One-Liner Wednesday by Linda G. Hill

Seriously, how hard is that to understand?

Still, there are several accidents reported during each snow storm caused by someone trying to pass a working snow plow. Research being part of an author’s nature (and my favorite way of putting off beginning the initial edit of my recent novel ), I decided to gather some facts:

  • The snow plow hanging off the front of a typical highway plow truck weighs between 1,500 and 3,000 pounds (1,360 kg) — that’s just the plow!
  • A tandem tri-axle dump truck (the kind our state uses to plow the highways) weighs 50,000 lb (22,679 kg) — roughly 15-20 times the weight of your car.
  • The snowplow’s wing blade can extend up to 10 feet (3m) beyond the width of the truck. Each season, many drivers attempting to pass a snowplow hit the wing blades.
  • Our state plows carry a mix of sand/salt or a tank of brine solution which can add 20,000 – 30,000 pounds.
  • Depending on the severity of the storm, the driver may have been up for a long time, might be hungry and probably has to pee. He doesn’t own the truck or pay for the insurance (of which there is none because it’s the State).

You sure you need to get around that guy? You realize that once you do pass the plow, you’ll be driving in worse road conditions than you are if you stay behind him.

I’m guessing most of my regular readers don’t need this advice — they’re a pretty savvy group. I hope you enjoy a few photos from our recent snow storm. We didn’t get much and it didn’t last long, but I did have to clear the driveway and sidewalk.

40 responses to “No Research Required — 1LinerWeds”

  1. Rake leaves in Autumn. Shovel snow in Winter. There’s a few months of exercise I’m glad I don’t have to do.
    I saw a video from an overpass of three snow plows working in tandem, just off set enough on a highway with cars behind and none could pass anyway. It looked impressive

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    1. I lived in New York in 1977-78. I followed plows like that on the New York Thruway, several times. When the Olympics were held in Lake Placid, NY (1980?) you could send post cards nominating a non-Olympic sport to be added as a Demonstration sport. I suggested 3-lane Speed Plowing.

      We often have two trucks working together, cleaning up the center and right lane or the right lane and shoulder. People pass them all the time. I do my best to stay off the roads during and after a storm. If I have to go somewhere, I leave early and I do not crowd the plow.

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      1. Do you know when the plow will be operating? Like an announcement on the radio or TV?
        Australia would suck at 3-lane Speed Plowing 😂

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        1. We have no idea when they will be out. It depends on how much snow we get and where it piled up more.

          On our street, they make three passes. One right down the center to open the road. Then (sometimes a while later) they make two more to clear up the edges. I’m always happy when the go up the street, pushing that first pass off toward the other side. Then I only get 1/3 of the snow up against my driveway and tossed onto my sidewalk to clear.

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          1. A big shovel or it is too heavy when filled with snow?

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  2. Wise don’t-crowd-the-plow advice, Dan. “Don’t be in a hurry when it’s more than a flurry.” :-) Or, better yet, as you noted, best to not be on the road at all unless it’s absolutely necessary.

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    1. Exactly, Dave, but we both know there are many people who ignore that advice.

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  3. Methinks the people who pass working snowplows in winter are the same idiots who ride our bumpers, pass us using the shoulders, zig-zag from lane to lane and flat out speed the rest of the year.

    I hung my car keys up a year ago because I know I’m not as alert as I used to be. But when I drove in the winter, behind a snowplow was my favorite place.

    Yesterday the temperatures were quite pleasant. No frozen birdbaths! Today? Fahgeddaboutit!! 20*F. Sigh…..

    Stay warm Dan. Have a Happy Hump Day.

    Ginger 🦋

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    1. We’re still warm here, Ginger, but cold is coming. Yeah, I’m fine at a safe distance behind a snow plow. I have a friend whose windshield was damaged by a clump of sand/salt that flew off a plow. He wanted to know if the State would pay. I asked, “were you 300′ back like it says on the truck?” ?He said, “No, I was right behind because I was trying to pass.” Nuff said.

      I have to run out and get some bird seed. We’ve been told that we’re running low.

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  4. I love that sign, good advice, but brings a smile too.
    Always great to see the pictures!

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  5. Winter has arrived ….cheers to the plow workers for the work they do …. yet, snow & cold is a reason for snowbirds going south for the winter months.

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    1. Some of us stick it out here, Frank. Although, I’ve been in Florida in the winter and you guys have your share of dingbat drivers there, too.

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  6. I’ve been passed many times by drivers hauling a$$ down the highway only to meet up with the snow plow and have to come to quick speed reduction until they can pass it. When it’s snowing and people are driving slower there’s a reason! I don’t get the need for speed then. We need that signage on 395!

    We had snow but it didn’t last long enough to have to shovel any of it.

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    1. This is the first year I’ve seen these signs. That State says they are trying to reduce the number of “Vehicle vs. Plow” accidents. They didn’t say, but I think we can guess who wins those contests.

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  7. Patience is a virtue…but not to those people who are always on a mission! Every time we see someone passing where they shouldn’t I know exactly what my husband is going to say: “Where’s the police when you need them?” The snowplow is clearing the way for them! What do these people not get??!!

    The bunny tracks would bring a smile to my face every morning. That is so cute. haha! They stay busy during the night, don’t they?!

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    1. My wife saw the bunny coming up the ramp at 3:00 am. She didn’t have her camera, but it made her smile.

      I only ever pass the plow if there are two bare lanes to the left of them. Otherwise, I can wait.

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  8. Great photos, Dan. I remember living in the Midwest and passing a snow plow, was one of the dumbest things a person could do. Going from a clear lane to ten inches of snow and drifts was what made the word crazy seem understated.

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    1. Just crossing that berm of snow is enough to put you in a spin, John. Some people really want that Darwin Award.

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  9. This would be my main reason for not passing the plow: “once you do pass the plow, you’ll be driving in worse road conditions than you are if you stay behind him”

    Nice photo of the footprints in the snow.

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    1. Thanks Frank. It just takes a little thought.

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  10. I’d say I’m surprised people treat those mammoth machines cavalierly but I live in North Carolina and we don’t know how to handle usually icy, sometimes snowy roads down here so I’m certain drivers do it here. Still sounds like a wild risk to take.

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    1. To me, you have to be certifiable to take the chance.

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  11. Last year, we set out for Arizona on Christmas day — in a blizzard. We were using weather radar to time out travel between squalls. Stupid, I know, but we didn’t realize how stupid until we saw a snow plow in a ditch.

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    1. That had to send a message. Yikes!

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  12. I have never even considered passing a working snowplow. I’m always very relieved to get behind one.

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    1. I know! And I’m comfortable staying 300′ back.

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  13. With the Rocky Mountains and the storms that hit the region, I’m happy to avoid driving but when I have no choice, following those guys is the smartest strategy-but back far enough as to not chip the windshield. Not sure if I’m more patient since retiring or if I’ve actually obtained some wisdom over the years. Either way, it’s better to arrive later than try to zip around snowplows.

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    1. Late and in one piece is definitely better.

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  14. Whew, those are some enlightening snow plow facts. I like clear roads, I’ll give them space.

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    1. I know people feel safe in their vehicles, but it would be no contest.

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  15. I dated a plow driver when I was young. People have no idea of the challenge…

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    1. I was friends with a guy in town. It’s a lot of work. Dodging idiots just adds to the challenge.

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  16. Hi DAn, interesting information about snow ploughs. I have never seen one but I have about them. Stephen King has featured them in a few of his books.

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    1. Living in Maine, I’m sure he’s seen more than his share.

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      1. Yes, that is right. In his book, Revival, the preachers wife and child are killed in a snow plough accident.

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  17. When we moved here from PA, I’ll never forget seeing two plows at a time, riding in tandem with one beside and slightly behind the other. I knew we were in snow country!

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    1. I first saw that on the New York Thruway driving through Buffalo. It’s still amazing to see.

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      1. Yup! I think that was a ‘welcome to New England’.

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