I know I’ve shared stories before about my tendency to answer rhetorical questions, particularly the ones that involve scientific, technology or tools. Well, last week, I demonstrated that I may have learned something over the years.

My wife was on her way home, when she met some confusion at a railroad crossing. The gates weren’t operational, as there was construction of some sort on the tracks. There was a local policeman directing traffic, and he was waving to my wife to cross the tracks. Off to the side, she spotted an Amtrak employee motioning for her to stop. She looked to the other side, the one behind the policeman’s view and, as she said. “A big Amtrak thing was coming up the track!”

It could have been any one of a number of rail machines, but I’m guessing it was the photo featured above. I believe that’s a ballast cleaner. If I’m wrong, please feel free to correct me. In any case, my response to my wife was:

“I’m assuming you don’t want me to explain what that thing is and what it was doing on the tracks.”

Agreement all around for One-Liner Wednesday by Linda G. Hill

I put a couple other photos in the gallery, and some photos of the usual suspects and some from the Big-E – The Great New England Fair

And I thought I’d end this post with a little comic relief.

69 responses to “Workin’ on the Railroad — 1LinerWeds”

  1. Definitely a railway thingamajig. A bit of Elmer Fudd was a good ending

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    1. Thingamajig is a great word!

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      1. Try it out on David 😂

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  2. You always find the best looking food. :-) Love the Bugs video. It takes me back to simpler times so thank you for that. :-)

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    1. I think the best food at the Big-E in in the State Houses. There are so many railroad songs out there, but I thought a little nostalgia might make Wednesday easier. I’m glad you agree.

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  3. That’s a seriously well stuffed lobster roll.
    👍

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    1. Small no-frills stand in the corner of the Maine building. It’s also the least expensive one at the fair. This was $23. The highest priced one I saw was $34 for the same size.

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      1. That’s a lot of lobster for $23. You’d be hard put to match that price here.

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        1. At the Maine building at the Big-E, the main attraction is the baked potato. Even on a Monday, the line weaved through two sets of ropes outside the building. When I got to the lobster roll booth, there was no one in line ahead of me. I can bake a potato, I can’t make a lobster roll.

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          1. I vote lobster over potato as well.
            🦞

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  4. Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd…great way to start my day!

    Yep, that was definitely a railroad thingamajig coming down the tracks! Thank goodness you had the sense to not try and explain what it was to the Editor. You might have found yourself on the wrong end of Elmer’s gun!

    Beautiful marigolds and that’s one big bee in the goldenrod. Love the exhausted mama feeding her piglets.

    Glad you and Faith got to the Big E again. You always have a good time there, not to mention enjoying good food and drinks!

    Have a great day, rain and all and cooler temperatures for a bit.

    ginger🦋

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    1. Bugs and Elmer do a good job on that song, and I wanted something light for Wednesday.

      Going to the Big-E is one of those traditions we try to keep. We have quite a few now, but they’re all good times.

      I’m learning to ask about those answers and explanations. Too bad, I had recently seen a short documentary on how that machine works. Of course, The Editor only really cared about not being on the tracks as it went by.

      The bees really love the goldenrod, and we’re so happy that we have clumps of it that bloom at different times. It’s nice that they have something to visit throughout the season.

      I hope you have a great day!

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  5. T-That rascally rabbit wins every time!!

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  6. Now I’m hungry…see what your food pics do. 😆 Lovely photos as always.

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    1. If it’s any consolation, I’m eating a piece of toast as I write this reply. I often wonder why I post pictures of food.

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      1. Hahaha. I know just what you mean.

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  7. Great photos, Dan, and as for the Amtrak ‘thing’, I’m confused as well. Whatever it is, I won’t want to be in front of it. Have a great day!

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    1. Thanks Gwen. It is a good thing to avoid sharing the tracks with.

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  8. You hit all the right delightful and light-hearted notes, Dan. Thank you!
    Railroad machines (I believe you are right, the feature photo is a railroad ballast fixer-upper machine), the train crane, the train at the Big E, a plane, good food and drinks, Bugs Bunny, and flowers. My day is now perfect!

    A fantastic gallery, Dan. Great close-up of the bee!
    Of course, my favorite photo is your feature photo of the railroad machine. The new train station looks great!

    I hope you have a great day, Dan.

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    1. Thanks for the confirmation, Suzette. The track work continues to disrupt our train schedules and our driving plans, but at least we get to see some cool machines up close. I hope they open the station soon.

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      1. Cool machines are always a plus to see on the roadways, and even sometimes makes the ensuing traffic snags worthwhile.

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  9. The lobster roll is all lobster. Fabulous.

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    1. It was delicious. That’s a regular stop for me.

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  10. Bugs and Elmer Fudd–a winning combination!

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    1. Always – I love those guys.

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  11. I like that crane that rides the rails. I can see that as a dream vehicle.

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    1. It’s got everything going for it, as far as I’m concerned, Frank.

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    Great assortment of pics, Dan! Love the comic relief :)

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  13. I’ve never seen one of these railroad machines. It looks like it would be cool to watch to see what they do. The food looks yummy, and the flowers beautiful.

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    1. I’ve never seen one in operation for real. I’ve seen them in a short documentary, and they are amazing machines. I’m hoping to see one in action as they do all the work they have planned.

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      1. I hope you see one or two as well.

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  14. I love your wife’s description, “A big Amtrak thing”. A woman after my own heart,

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    1. Haha – there are some things that don’t require precise explanations.

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  15. Enjoyed Bugs. The food and drinks look good. That one liner could get you hurt. Great photos.

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    1. I try to be careful with those opportunities, John. I always like Bugs.

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      1. A wise man on both counts.

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  16. OMG, Bugs and Elmer! Dan, you made my day — I haven’t seen them in ages. This is a fun post all ’round. I admit that I was looking at the “ballast cleaner” (which I didn’t know existed) and trying to figure out which end of a train I was seeing — engine or caboose. Neither, it seems. I would have needed that bloody mary after seeing that. And your dream rail-riding crane. :D Awesome. Hugs.

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    1. It’s funny, Teagan. I can’t remember the song I heard on the way to the store, but I remembered Elmer Fudd singing “I’ve been working on the railroad” Well, “wailwoad” but…

      Even as I read your comment, I’m tempted to explain how that machine works. Don’t worry, I won’t ;-)

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      1. Aw heck, Dan. Go ahead and do a post on how it works. It’s a novelty to me. But do Cornelis Drebbel proud — he likes trains as much as you. :D

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        1. Haha – I might just do that, Teagan.

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  17. Oh goodness! I can only imagine your wife trying to let the policeman know he was perhaps mistaken in telling her to go. :) Love the photos and good ol’ Elmer Fudd!!

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    1. It’s good she’s not the kind to blindly follow instructions ;-)

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  18. Confusion on the tracks – oh my. Glad she was okay al though undoubtedly confused.

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    1. Confused, but safe. Good choice.

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  19. Good ole Elmer Fudd! Always a favorite.

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  20. Small [20 oz] Bloddy Mary! Oy vey, I cannot imagine.

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    1. The “Large” comes in a bucket.

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  21. “a big Amtrak thing” made zero sense to me until I looked back at the photo. That’s absolutely how I would have described that. Yep yep.

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    1. You want me to explain? Yeah, I know, no one does.

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  22. I would like to see a crane riding the rails. But not to drive one.
    And thanks for Elmer! (K)

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    1. Take Amtrak to DC and you’ll see all kinds of construction along the way. I love Elmer!

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  23. That had to be a bad moment for your wife, and I’m glad nothing awful happened, but I had to laugh at your restraint. I think you were right that she wasn’t asking for an explanation. For me, “a big Amtrak thing” says it all. As for your dream vehicle, I can’t even imagine your state of ecstasy if they ever let you drive one!

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    1. If they really want to bring down the deficit, they could start selling rides.

      My wife has never been one to blindly follow instructions. Once, our neighbors alarm system was going off while they were away. The police arrived and asked my wife if she had a key and knew the code for the alarm. She did. The officer asked her for the key and the code. She refused to give it to him, but offered to go inside and silence the alarm.

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      1. More people like your wife, please!

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  24. I’d go with the Amtrac employee and not the cop . I guess that’s what she did .

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    1. She did. She’s not one to blindly follow instructions.

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  25. Interesting. My sons had all the Thomas the Tank cast iron engines when they were small. Lots of engines like this one.

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    1. It gives adults that same feeling, Robbie.

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  26. I can picture the dilemma at the RR crossing. I hope she listened to the Amtrak guy. Your photo gallery is wonderful.

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    1. She did, Jennie. There was no way she was crossing in front of that thing.

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