Happy Saturday. David and I are gathered at the bar on a cold day at the end of a cold week here in Connecticut. The temperature wasn’t that bad, 26°f (-3°c) in the morning but going up to 47°f (8°c) by the afternoon most days. Still, it felt colder than that. Maybe it’s just having to adjust to those first below-freezing walks. I don’t normally walk if the temperature is below 20°f (-7°c) — the “feels like” temp has dropped below that number, but I’m sticking with the actual number. Right now, it feels like it’s time for a beer.

“Good afternoon, my young friend.”

“Good afternoon, David. Have you seen Curley?”

“He was delivering some drinks to the lounge.”

“Drinks? It looks like a kids’ birthday party.”

“Soda and iced tea.”

“Hey guys. Can I pour you the usual?”

“Unless you’re running a Black Friday sale on something interesting, Curely.”

“Sorry, David. We are planning to take two dollars off a full shot of Johnnie Walker Black Label, but only during Happy Hour next Friday.”

“Next Friday? I’ve been getting Black Friday Sale adds since before Halloween.”

“Friday, David. Fri — Day! Not week, month, season or any other designation.”

“But nothing off John Howell’s Bourbon?”

“Nope. Top shelf stuff like John Howell’s never goes on sale. If you’re a good boy, I’ll slide you a free refill at Christmas.”

“A good boy? As in on Santa’s list?”

“Um, David, I think in this case, ‘good boy’ would refer to the tips Curley receives between now and Christmas.”

“Here’s your Modelo, Dan. I like the way you think. David, here’s that collection of glassware you call a mixed drink. I have to tap a new bag of Root Beer.”

“Bag?”

“It’s a bag in a box kind of thing. It gets mixed here at the serving head. Those kids love it and the current bag is empty.”

“What about you, Dan. Will you be offering any sale prices for Black Friday?”

“Actually, I am, David. In fact, Poetic Justice goes on sale tomorrow and runs through Friday. Ninety-nine cents will get you the Kindle version. The other books go on sale on different days and run for five to seven days. Everything will be on sale for Black Friday — the day Curley is discounting shots.”

“I prefer paperback.”

“I gave you a paperback copy…remember.”

“Yes, I do. I was just reaffirming my choice, for future reference.”

“Noted.”

“Not that I really care, but shouldn’t the Kindle copies be on sale for Cyber Monday?”

“Some of my books will be on sale for Cyber Monday, but the Poetic Justice sale ends Friday night.”

“I’m going to regret asking, but why?”

“Amazon has some quirky rules about when you can schedule sales like this. For example…”

“Okay, I was right, I regret asking. I don’t care why. Just post a schedule on your blog and let people figure it out. If they’re buying a book, they can read.”

“Done and done.”

“Did you finish your yardwork? Ready for winter?”

“Almost. I bagged up more leaves yesterday. I put the snow stakes in the ground on Thursday, and I rearranged the shed so the snowblower is front and center.”

“What’s left? Ugh, there I go again.”

“I need to put some protective mats on the outside steps in the back. If it gets icy, we wear cleats, and I don’t want to tear up the Trex.”

“Might I recommend staying inside? That’s what I do.”

“I still have to go out to clear the driveway — I don’t have people like someone I know — and the birds and squirrels still need food and water.”

“Do you still clear a path for delivery folks?”

“I do. If we get snow, I clear a path for them, and a place to put the trash bins.”

“I think you just like using your snowblower.”

“You might be right, David. You might be right.”

book sale poster
All books will be on sale for Black Friday

38 responses to “Black Fri-Day-Week-Month-Era — SoCS”

  1. Definitely a cols winter look Dan. Pity about leaf shadows disappearing for a few days or are all the trees bare now?

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    1. The trees in the park have lost most of their leaves. Some will continue to fall, and some manage to escape being carted off to the compost facility. I like finding them during the winter.

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  2. oh my gosh, thanks for noting how silly the whple black friday sales have gotten – just loved thies “Friday, David. Fri — Day! Not week, month, season or any other designation.”

    that maple is glowing and wonder when the leaves will drop?

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    1. Black Friday is out of control, Yvette. I’m sure the owners of that tree are wondering when the leaves are going to fall. Our last leaf pickup is coming up fast. I’ve seen people get stuck with bags of leaves all winter.

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  3. Black Froday madness has sadly spread to France

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    1. I am so sorry. You give us culture, art, food and wine, and we give you endless sales on things you don’t need.

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  4. Good bit of advertising, Dan, and you know my views on winter! Happy weekend! xx

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    1. Thanks Jo. I enjoy winter, unless we get freezing rain. There is nothing good about ice.

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  5. A great trestle shot! And great snark. I had a couple laugh-out-loud moments here so I consider my Saturday begun properly. I loved your “choose-one-choose-all” title. As for Black Friday, I always thought that referred to the mess in the kitchen after Thanksgiving.

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    1. Ha! We boys were on our own to clean any remaining mess and feed ourselves leftovers. Mom was a switchboard operator at a department store downtown, and That Friday was a big day. But, it was a day. She was home with us on Thanksgiving, and up and out for work at the normal time.

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  6. The change in season is dramatic in our area, too. Like you, Dan, we’re busy blowing/raking leaves, while the skies are dark with rain. Hope you have a great weekend, and yep, “Black Friday” is really a couple of weeks long here too. 🍂🍂

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    1. I”m hoping for a quick end to some light rain here today, so I can bag up some more leaves. In any case, I hope you have a great weekend.

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  7. Smokey is such a sweet little beggar.
    And I think the bun is waiting for an invitation to come in.

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    1. That invitation comes daily from my wife (for Smokey and the bun). I think it’s fine living under the things I’ve built.

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      1. But think how nice it would be to cuddle with them on the couch.
        The blog photos would rock.
        😉

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  8. I put out my snow stakes and brought in the last piece of furniture yesterday. It’s getting too darn cold to be working out there, well, except for putting up Christmas stuff next week. Have a good weekend, Dan.

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    1. Thanks Judy. I still have to cover a couple things and chop off more goldenrod. We have two more yard waste pickups, and then whatever remains is ours until April.

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  9. Thank you for the witty exchange between you and David, Dan. I love the discussion on the reduction in your books’ prices.

    Excellent gallery, Dan. I love the photo of the railroad bridge over the Connecticut River; the branches and the bridge blend so well in the shot.

    *My favorite photo is the superb image of the rising sun and the leaf. Both the sun and the leaf captured with well-time precision and patience.

    The critters are adorable; I loved Chippy shopping with his or her supplies tucked in… so sweet. And Chippy is so tiny, just cuteness overload.
    Speaking of cuteness overload, I loved Smokey stepping up for dinner or lunch, as the case may be, and perched high in the tree.

    The trees! You still have so much color; what a treat. Most trees here are bare. Love the bare leaves through the trees photo; the patterns of the trees against the sun and skies are always, to me, purely magical.

    Thank you, Dan, for the as always wonderful and engaging share.

    I hope you have a good weekend and a great start to Thanksgiving week, Dan.

    P.S.: What is Trex?

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    1. Thank you so much, Suzette. Trex is the brand name of the composite material the porch steps are made from. Smokey loves to get up there, I guess so his feet aren’t wet.

      There are only a few trees hanging onto their leaves, but the one pictured isn’t showing any signs that it know winter is coming.

      The little guys are all hunting and gathering. Chippy loves the safflower seed bits we put out for the birds. He hoovers up a mouthful and runs off with them.

      The railroad bridge will be visible for several months. As always, I hope to get a picture of it with snow and a train.

      I hope you have a wonderful weekend and week ahead.

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      1. That’s why you are a great writer, Dan. The image of Chippy as a little hoover is hilarious and memorable. Thanks!

        Thank you also for the information on Trex and the best wishes for the weekend. Cheers, Dan.

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  10. “If they’re buying a book, they can read.”–sometimes hearing the obvious is hilarious. Oh, David…

    I have received ads for Green Friday. It’s to the point of ridiculous now. I guess everyone wants us to spend money any way we can. I do like Small Business Saturday, but the rest of it…no thanks.

    That maple tree is beautiful–and huge!! Smokey is so cute. Our squirrels run all over the backyard and send out warnings when I step outside. I can never tell if it is the mating cardinals (what a racket!!) or the squirrels, but I can hear them loud and clear. **Danger! Stranger** Hey, guys! I live here!!! 😂 Have a great weekend, Dan.

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    1. It’s not enough to live there, Lois — you have to feed them. When we toss bread and peanuts into the front yard, a blue jay sends out the call and everyone comes running. What’s funny is that one of the Smokeys and one Sammy (gray) run past the pile of food and come up on the porch for personal service.

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      1. haha! Duly noted, Dan. Buy some food, Lois!! 🙄 I was always scared to feed them when the cats were outside. 😬 Chunk comes around from time to time and then jumps the fence to head home to my backyard neighbor’s house. He is an indoor/outdoor cat with her. Chunk is a big boy, but he has all the grace and agility you associate with a cat and if he got one of those little squirrels…

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  11. Another great Saturday post, Dan with the usual fabulous gallery. Kinda hard to believe we’re on the downhill side of November. Stay warm and have a great weekend.

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    1. Thanks Monika. I’m catching up slowly. Tell Wilson I’ll be around soon.

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  12. Love the snark today. Just what I needed. Black Fri-DAY is totally out of hand. It’s really annoying.

    The red maples here are also holding on to their leaves for dear life. Chippy is so stinkin’ cute!

    I love your shots of ‘sunrise through bare trees’.

    Pretty soon Smokey will be sauntering right into your home when the Editor opens the door to make sure you’re not holding out on him!

    Light rain here too Dan. Have a pleasant slide into Thanksgiving. Save room for dessert!

    ginger🦋

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    1. Smokey, Sammy, Chippy, the bunny and all the birds say hi, Ginger. They like the way you think about moving inside.

      One of the black squirrels comes right up to us, and one of the gray squirrels was practically knocking on the door yesterday. The Editor just might invite them in :-)

      I just hope when the maple behind us decided to drop its leaves they fall in our neighbor’s yard.

      Black Friday is beyond making any sense at all. The worst part is you know we’ll have a week or two of “Black Friday Prices Extended…” sales.

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  13. Good morning, Dan. “Bag” lit up a big question mark in my head too. That was an interesting detail. I’m glad the snowblower is ready and waiting. Smokey is extra cute today. Have a wonderful weekend. Hugs.

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    1. Good morning Teagan. Lots of food we remember coming in metal or other containers comes in bags now. The one that freaks me out is soft serve ice cream. We have one black squirrel that comes up to us now. Not close enough to hand something to, but almost. I hope you have a great weekend.

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      1. I love squirrels.
        I meant to also say that your book sale infographic is really cool. Best wishes with the sale.

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  14. I imagine a snowblower would be fun. Well, except for the bitter cold you have to stand in to use it. Stay warm, Dan!

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    1. I cheat, Laura. Mine has a storm cab an I mounted a cup holder on that so I can have a hot cup of coffee while running the machine :-)

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  15. Wow the cold has come to your for sure. Hope your Black Friday event goes well.

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  16. Gorgeous photos, Dan. The leaf shadows always make me smile; the stegosaurus cat and seahorse did not disappoint! I have never gone shopping on Black Friday; in fact, I don’t even leave the house. That is the day I traditionally start writing my Christmas cards. This year, however, I addressed my cards in early November because I knew I would be having surgery on my wrist and would be unable to write out my cards. As it turns out, that was a good move.

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  17. Good shadows. I love the tenacity of the Japanese maple and seeing Smokey. :-) The temperatures make me think of hot coffee drinks rather than alcohol, but then again, you’re inside, so…

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  18. Love the colors in your photos and of course the red tree and the leaves, always my favorites😊

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