Category Archives: If having a beer

Shredded Wheat

If we were having a beer, you’d be in a foul mood. “I have a bone to pick with you.” “Great. Save it for a while, we’ll order some wings later.” “No, this is personal.” “Oh geeze, before you guys … Continue reading

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Where Is Everybody?

If we were having a beer, you’d be amazed that the bar is empty. “Where is everybody?” “I’m here. Cheryl’s here. I have a tab open. Who else do you need?” “Well, I’m glad the tab is open, but the … Continue reading

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We’re Talkin’ Healthcare at the Bar

If we were having a beer, you’d be interested in my health, but you might have ulterior motives. “You feeling better?” “Yes, I’ve been cleared for takeoff by the medical establishment.” “Good, then you’re buying.” “Is that all you cared … Continue reading

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Late Night Activity

If we were having a beer, the conversation starter would be obvious. “Holy crap, what happened to you?” “I fell.” “You fell? That’s like Bill Gates saying ‘I made some money in software’ what did you fall from, or into?” … Continue reading

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If We Were Having A(nother) Beer

This visit to the bar is also part of Linda G. Hill’s fun weekly series, Stream of Consciousness Saturday. Yours truly is filling in for Linda today, and our assignment was: Your Friday prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is: … Continue reading

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Tall Shots and a Short Stack

If we were having a beer, you would be in an unusually good mood. “Cheryl, let’s have a glass of wine, a Yuengling and a frosty glass for my dapper young friend.” “I’m all for you opening a tab, but … Continue reading

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Two Big Misunderstandings

If we were having a beer, everyone would be upset with me. “You know, there are other empty stools. You don’t have to sit next to me if you don’t want to.” “What? What’s with you?” “I just thought you … Continue reading

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