Category Archives: If having a beer

Tall Shots and a Short Stack

If we were having a beer, you would be in an unusually good mood. “Cheryl, let’s have a glass of wine, a Yuengling and a frosty glass for my dapper young friend.” “I’m all for you opening a tab, but … Continue reading

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Two Big Misunderstandings

If we were having a beer, everyone would be upset with me. “You know, there are other empty stools. You don’t have to sit next to me if you don’t want to.” “What? What’s with you?” “I just thought you … Continue reading

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What’s Your Name Again?

If we were having a beer, you would be moaning about having to drink alone for a couple of weeks. “Look, I know you were at your mom’s funeral and stuff, but I don’t think you should miss two Saturdays … Continue reading

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Moo If You Want Another Beer

“Do you still own a pickup?” “I haven’t owned a pickup since 2002…why” “I need to move some stuff out of one storage area into another one.” “And, again…why?” “There’s a new place that just opened up, and they have … Continue reading

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One-Liner Wednesday – Let’s Fly

In Monday’s post, I made the comment: “If Delta and WordPress are both on time, I will have been asleep for about 4-5 hours by the time this post is published after returning home at dark o’clock on Monday.” What … Continue reading

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Please Finish that Beer

If we were having a beer, you would be driving me crazy. “Wow, you guys are late today. I was about ready to give up.” “Sorry, Cheryl. I ran into my young friend at Target, but we needed more time … Continue reading

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It’s a Man’s World at the Bar Today

If we were having a beer, I’d be trying to keep a secret from you. “I don’t think there’s a barman on duty today.” “Cheryl’s on duty. She’s probably in the back. Barman, what’s that all about?” “Sorry, I’m trying … Continue reading

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